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# Funny Name Corner
I found this in a Viatnamese shop in London:

(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# was everything ten dorrah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# not dollars,
he said rondon!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# me love you long time


*shots ring out from shattered ruins of large building*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# /watched it again this weekend as there was very little else to do
it really is a cracking film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now do the blacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# pfffft
satire
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# haha^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha, in general?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# pfft
I found this on my keyboard, just now:

∆
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# A small triangle?
But why? How?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# because it drew me to it
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :D
*huggles back*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# VERITY!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Yay!
*curls round neck*

Oooh, this feels wrong but good :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# role reversal eh?
ooh, you're nice and warm!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *joins in*
'lo auntie!, 'lo freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *drums fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *taps foot*
nice rhythm!




'ning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ta
stop tapping my foot eh?
it's really annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Good afternoon Benjy
*ruffles cheeky little scamp's hair*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# don't worry!!
it already looks like a cows been licking it all night!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick !
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# shut it!!!
AUNTIE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# she won't help you.
she's curled round my neck!

coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Have you found
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭this one?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Brian Eno is not shit.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK‫‬‭‪‫‬‭
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
#
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, what's happening with b3tards.com?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I think it has something to do with this
www.dreamhoststatus.com/2007/08/27/network-problems-router-issues-persist/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# he he
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭I found this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# What's this one all about anyway?
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# If I'm honest
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭ I have no feckin' idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Oh god
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭
It's happening again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
No it's not
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
#
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭It's like that episode of Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
I know nothing about Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
#
I prefer the invisible one
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ..
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭You would ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
#
I can't deal with all this
it screws with my head!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# :)
test
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# All bow down to the TRIANGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
#
ﾟ ∆ ﾟ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# U+2206
If I remember correctly.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Now open the bottle and have a smell.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I didn't buy it
because I thought it might contain AIDSLOL.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# EDIT: Doesn't work in the title bar...
══╬═╬═╩
╠═╬═╩╤

This is fun...

☼
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
It's not very big
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# True
But it had good, solid mass. And a girth to kill for...
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# * Correction
...a girth which could kill someone.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# i saw this, also in london

presumably, it does exactly what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!
Chuffing brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Found this in Hong Kong...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *goes to airport*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It's only 40p, that's prety good value for money.
Last week I got a bottle of Soy sauce for 23p in Tescos after I a weighed it as onions instead of scanning it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
Do the same with a Tesco Value Laptop. But you may end up paying more.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Asda
are doing laptops for £275 now. Acer brand.
Not bad, but I'll wait until they make laptops with decent battery life first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# pffft!
it says COCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Not shopped arghh asplode
In other news, does anyone know who did the pic of the cow with the map on the side of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Was that someone here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I think so,
although I know its fairly old
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
It was from worth1000.com. Someone shopped it and posted it here last week sometime.

Edit: www.fsl.orst.edu/sdmg/images/world_cow.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I was actually thinking of this one
here but I thought they were from here, oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)