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# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Bob Crow's head on a fucking pole!
/3 hours to get to work blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Took me about 30 seconds:p
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# 'Ning Sir
Took me no time at all.




/jobless broke student
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# lol
My job is live in:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# That is better than mine
In that you get paid.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# And have no rent, bills and free internetz:P
EDIT: oh and free brekkie and coffee:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I get that luxury
Yay for not moving out from my parents even though I've dropped out of college twice already.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I managed to drop out of two uni's one collage
And still managed to lecture an a 3rd uni:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I wanted to work from home
but the boss didn't have anything 'suitable'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# such as the company sex phone line?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Someone had already bagged that...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# bob crow running down darkened tunnels while an unmanned tube train whose brakes have rusted open chases him down a slight incline
and he wishes his company weren't such fuckwits that they'd maintained the system properly. and hundred of commuters won't let him onto the platforms as he jogs past desperatly out of breath. they just push him back onto the tracks and laugh and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hehe - nice. That's what they all say...
Anyway... Can you draw a Shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# another shrubbery?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Yes a shrubbery!
combined with the holy hand grenade of Antioch
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Something obscene please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# ignore everyone elses suggestions and draw someones furry fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# You whine too much.
When was the last time I drew an anthro outside of SA, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Draw a grape being trodden on, and letting out a little whine!
...sorry.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!


(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ahahahhha!
i was thinking of doing a beattie version, but this saves me the trouble

thank you, and fp this now please!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hippy bidets!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Schloop schloop schloop....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# the 10th.
It was that lion/gazelle thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# and you pandering to the furry masses bores the crap out of me, if you want to make this personal, lets..

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Don't you mean...
panda-ring?

I don't agree with what you said, I was just making a crap pun
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# arf!

and I couldn't give a flying fuck if you agree with me or not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
#
I'm glad we had this small-text discussion
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
#


I'm feeling a lot better now thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# You know what I'm going to suggest
Giant eel, depths, lake, boat
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# a sprout festival
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# the human condition...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# That's my kind of hamster
Me next?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i've still got a pizza spade thingy from working in a bowling alleys cafe!
that would make a great paddle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# The pins might come in handy n'all
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# those pins are surprisingly heavy you know...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I just meant for a few frames
you know, for after the spanking
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# My Arsehole
Edit: Do you actually ever draw anything that people suggest in their responses?
/not seen anything yet blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# That will all depend upon what you've eaten for lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Nothing.
Fucking work day with meetings!
/Usually includes missing breakfast and lunch and any form of food up until 3.00pm.
/I also love chilli If that helps JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Actually, he drew Jesus playing a guitar riding a flaming shark once
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Very good.
As long as he does do things and not just use his talent to fuel his sadistic ego by letting down people down.
/As I said, I had not seen anything yet.
/Does not mean it doesnt happen.
/I think white wine makes me a nasty cunt & that is why I usually stick to reds.
/sorry for any offence any one may have exprerienced due to my previous post.
/Not really sorry, but please accept the above statement as some form of appology
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# He drew a super sleeping mouse at my request once
I'll repost it if he doesn't mind.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You should!
Then I can say that I have seen it and shall not whinge ever again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Linked cos it's 85K
www.b3tards.com/u/3f5e28e0144f5225962f/mouse_dream.jpg
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Yes
JJ drew my suggestion of 'Two buffalo, dressed as country gents, discussing something or other. In the background, Keith Chegwin is being taken roughly from behind by a sperm whale' a while back - sadly I haven't got the image on my works PC so I can't share it again at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
www.collectedcurios.com/Buffalo_Toffs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# That's the kiddie!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Mine too once
Donkey on a bike in the sky.

But he lost the original, so I never got my print :(
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# haha
it's always about the expanding boobies with you isn't it?

i thought of something awesome for you to draw but i forgot what it was!
fuck it, draw it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# It's called 'Market Saturation' :)
I'm more of a leg person.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# is that a sugar cube on her nose?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *slap*
don't be silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# i don't think anyone else has noticed the hidden link yet
can you draw a royal marine green beret, in profile, looking all scary and stuff?
similar to that native american drawing you done a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Gandhi chewing a marble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)
# A small boy
who, having climbed a particularly tall tree, is being applauded by the cast of Emmerdale Farm for his efforts. The ruins of a decommissioned power station are just visible over the horizon.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Ooh thankyou!
I hadn't realised! Has it really been a whole year?

*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# this idea has legs
do it
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Congrats on your b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# is it wrong
that my favourite part of that is the look on the hamster's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Ning Mr JJ
follow up on yesterday's End of the Day doodle
www.collectedcurios.com/Undie_Tease.jpg
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Draw a spasticated king of toilet ducks pissing on a wall while laying an egg into a frying pan being held by the Bernard Mathew's turkey kicker.
p.s. i aM nEW aND jUST fOR tHE rECORD, i aM nOT rEALLY sPASTICATED...hONEST!
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Are you sure?
Have you got a second opinion? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# lOL yOU cHEEKY fARQUAR :)
dRAW aN aPE sHITTING oN a mICROSOFT aUTOMATIC uPDATE wITH bILL gATES lOOKING oN iN hORROR
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
#
What on earth is going on with your caps lock?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Good hat!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Thank ee
And a hippie bathday to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I inverted the caps
soz, lol
(spasticated mammal is procrastinating at the site of productivity, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# arf!
first Horny Water, now a Big Boob Asteroid? :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# porn goth chick
not a real goth chick who would be fat and deluded
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# you should draw some men with enormous cocks maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Right! Everyone elses suggestions are a load of old bollocks as usual...
...so ONCE AGAIN it's up to me to save the day...*

Draw a kitten dinner party, where one kitten has had a little too much catnip and has just committed a terrible faux pas.

*may contain traces of irony
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# i, for one, desire to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Draw a mole contemplating an armed bank robbery
to pay for his wife's hip surgery, while his fieldmouse accomplace tries to talk him out of it by suggesting that selling his collection of McDonalds HappyMeal toys from the early 80s would be a far better way to raise the money. The whole situation is overshadowed by the fact that his wife is faking the hip injury in an attempt to swindle money from an insurance company.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# a cherub
holding a water pistol
that looks like a magnum
and pretending to be dirty harry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# A tea pipe
how are you today JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Draw a
very frightened Nun (with big tits) at a penguin shoot.
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Something about animal crossing
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# A sexy Nigella
Making more gastroporn for BBC2.
(Dr GUID, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)