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(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# and again...
?

am I too thick for you today?

*edit*

right, I know where you live - I'm coming for you, you swine!!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# yes
i had to look at the filename thou
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha, ithankyew
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Well played indeed
Again?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# but of course :)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# work!
*waggles fingers in 'you should be working guilt' magic stylee*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# fucksake!
*SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
#
G K G K G K G K G K G K G K
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ouch!!!
*giggle*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# mmmm
red
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# and now to kiss it all better
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *melts*
:D
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *super-mega-spangs*
*stys in luxurious room*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Ninja
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *shadows*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Cliff Richard once insisted Colin Sell played in the Shadows
....
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# for very posh pigs?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# have this mop dear
*hands minky mop*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# what?
for the pigs?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# for the piss
of the mind?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# have this other mop:
...more of a rag on a stick really..
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *sniffs*
erm .....
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Fuck the Lord!
You have really stretched your pun gland there.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Tenuous is the word, I believe ;)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# No, Grease is the word.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# pfft!
'Fuck the Lord' is making me lolzorrofl
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# It's one of my favourite exclamations

(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I shall shamelessly steal it forthwith
*yoink*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I have swear filter on
I cannot see ~naughty~ the lord!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# F
uck
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# it's only F
uck
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# but I like it
I know it's only F uck but I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old boy has been a lonely?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ahh!
So what happens if I type fuck *tries*

EDIT:Pffft! is says ~naughty~ for my words too!!
But not in the live preveiw!!!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# And yet we so your f uck as clear as day!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~
fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ fuck ~naughty~ Now I'm really confused!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# does it say ~naughty~
for any cunt of a piss shit swear word?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# the filter should say ~bleep~
I could code this board much better than the cowboys you've had in here...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Nah mate
someone's made a right fuck up of this. Gonna have to strip it all out and start again. It's gonna cost you I'm afraid, but you should've got a professional in from the start.
Any chance of a cup of tea?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# yep



(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# can you come back later?
i ran out of spang on the fimble post
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hee hee
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# YMCA...?
very woo sir (if not a tad obvious)
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Ris?
And I can't get to the filename!!!

I am going to die!!!!*


*of curiousness
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# "Well since my baby left me..."
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# it's down at the end of Lonely Street...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# art break hotel
kill 'im Stan

a nuke from Orbit, I'd recommend
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# ...it's the only way to be sure
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Mr The great Architect,
I do declare that pun to be the worst one ever!
(Until DTH's next post of course!!);P
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Down at the end of a lonely street...
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *proffers mop*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
ha ha
heh
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Fuck the pope, man!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# fuckin nora
that took me a while. then i looked at the filename and pffft.

youve burnt my spleen.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ouch
you smashed my pun glands with your spang-hammer, you cunthorse.

*feels the glee*
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *Rolls eyes*
Your compo posts are BrainTraining!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I'm sponsored by Nintendo DS
and Nicole Kidman regularly taps my buttons
(, Fri 14 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)