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# halp !
the gun does 'bang!'
an explosion does 'boom!'
a thing does 'crack!' while is breaking

what is the correct onomatopoeia for a fart ?
I mean a big and deadly fart, not a semi-silent one nor a wet one.

TIA.

[EDIT]

this is the image I'm working on.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Are you a spam email?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Sure, I am an automated system that generates random nonsenses.
No, simply my mother tongue is not english, so for things that I can't find on the dictionary I need to ask.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# See also:
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ask the right questions then
and find answers in the FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# and the survey says
uh-uhhh
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# pffft
mother tongue
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# pffft
gross
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Chiller font!
A co-worker sends angry emails in chiller font. You know he's serious because he uses the chiller font.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *opens bunker doors*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Parp
Now go away and think about what you've done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# oh yeah
parp

correct!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# /talk ->
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *does boom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I was going to say to ...
check on www.whatareweyouronomatopoeiaforafartfindingbitches.com, but that struck me as taking a shortcut.

How about BRAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# This image: not brown enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# KHHHHH GUN TO MY HEAKHHHHHKHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# EXPLOSION IMMINEKHHHHHHKHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That's no way to speak to an internets!

/emergency image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I still think this is one of the best things ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I vote for Christofy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^this
This is sooooo good. I want it to have an "I Like This" link, so I can click on it like a clicking loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# This is too that
Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# i think i am going to cry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# This is sooooooo sad....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Pourly bunneh
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Oh noes!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# sad, but true
lovely stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# wrong board, cocknugget
try /talk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Whoopie Cushions
say "parp" in a little speech bubble on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# and yet they go thpthpthpthpthpthpthp!
how weird is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# egad!
tiger get to hunt
bird get to fly
man get to ask himself "why, why, why?"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Does anyone know what happened to
Jellyfish McSaveloy?
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ted Bovis does
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I don't suppose you have his mail addy?
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Ta
:)
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Toasted T. Cake FTW!
That's a great name!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# work in progress
genius idea! lets all do that.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
#


sort yersen out please
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)