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# Out shoe shopping at lunch time.....
*gets out anti spanging hat*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# it's...
a pair of pumps. In your hand...
Hand.. pumps...

I profess a lack of Spang due to excess RIS
edit: Fucking hell, have a massively belated SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I think it's just pumps...
but I expect more
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# You're so demanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# isnt that the bell at the end of a sex change operation?
Edit: Wait. *makes coat from spanging pans*
*gets coat*
*throws self down some stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *glees*
*fwaps*

*spluffs*

Er... you alright there? Need a hand?

*proffers hand*

*pulls hand back, wipes on back of troos, proffers again*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# thanks
but I dont deserve help
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# OK.
*kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)
# sweet cunting jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# sorry
*snuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *emglomps*
don't do it again
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Got any O's?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Mon Repose, Os!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# It was the brass band last night :)
birthday tv heaven
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# No! And I missed it!
Although I have that on cd.

Catch Top Gear?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# but of course :)
btw, T.T.R. ITV3 or ITV4 (one of the two) - saturdays 8.55pm and repeated sundays at 6pm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Will bear that in mind, ta!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Total Transvestite Revolution?
or maybe Toy Turnip Race?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I'm sure I've got some here somewhere....
*rummages in big bag of vowels*

*prepares for strike-through replies*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ..... Got any P's?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Well, I have one in my name.
But I'm keeping that one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# no... Tins of Peas
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
v b
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# typical!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Too, too easy
You mopped me up earlier - mind wringing me out?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Oooh - I say!
Anytime, honeybun....

*adds an extra big smoosh to that*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# *enjoys*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ahem....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# You froze me!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# so,
don't you want me to thaw you out?
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I think I already volunteered to warm up her chilly bits...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# You did, and I was too busy to answer
Warm away!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)
# You've got big vowels?
Have you seen a doctor about that? It might be serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I know.
Irritating Vowel syndrome.

Discovered by Janet Street_Porter
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Having a vowel movement?
(that situation whilst playing Scrabble when one's rack contains no consonants)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
#
v b
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *tsk*
You.....what are you like?

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# :D
*besmooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# that sounds quite close to 'bewitched'
which, by your lovely self, I already am - of course....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *puts a spell on you*
*becau-la-dah-n-dee-dah-um-wah-deedle-dah-ooh-m-wah-se you're miiiiiiiiiiiine*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Ha ha
You'll be needing that hat.

Also earlier I wasn't taking the piss.
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I know - I'm sorry if I came across all arsey....
that's what comes of dealing with Americans in one's line of work.

:)

Edit: They were the ones winding me up! Not You! :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# >:|
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# whyso >:| ?
I don't understand what that may mean.

/not good with emoticons blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# That's an angry face
Cos of the dissing Americans.

/is American
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)
# The clue was "in one's line of work"
That is by no means all encompassing.

/was not generalising

Edit: Oh, I fucking well give up....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# has your sig always been the Dukes?
*can't remember*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I asked him something along those lines earlier and he got all quiet on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I'm sorry - I honestly didn't see that.
too much w*rk on today.

Edit: See below!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# It wavers between The Dukes and other Partridge/Moulding material...
:)

Dependent on my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Oh, OK
*climbs down off high horse*

*awaits smooshing*
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)
# * gets in line
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *smooshes like the half-dutch sex-bomb that he is*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# :)
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# shouldn't that read
/ is a CUTE american?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I have a face like a boot.
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# haha
you remind me of Kristin Hersh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *googles*
My original comment still stands.
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I'm laughing in spite of myself.
You're much cuter than a boot. I was thinking something more along the lines of a 3-1/2" pump or slingback, or maybe even one of those leather mules in hot pink...

Um, I'm just going to glide back over to my corner over there...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you charmer, you....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I'm guessing Prada or Jimmy Choo at the very least...
*hopes that won't be misinterpreted as well*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# lies.
this can't be true, you have humour and everything, there must be at least 90% british blood coursing through your veins.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# About 27%
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you live here though don't you..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Yes
I talk like an English as well. A posh one.
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# near enough.
it's probably more than most of us brits.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# not the angry eyes!!
WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Now now...
We're I'm not ALL bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# You have automatic exception, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Ta!
That's why I keep coming here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# are you USAican?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Good Heavens!
I thought it was obvious! Or am I atypical somehow?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# There ain't that many who would use the expression 'Good Heavens'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Well, I maybe pick up an accent when I've been here all morning
So maybe I don't say that in real life, but I love teaching my kids slang that doesn't go over too well in school. It's how they know Dad's not cool. They wouldn't know it any other way...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i thought you just worked over there
and came from britain...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# My great uncle told me I've got relatives that fought on the Colonists' side in the 1770's
...against the British, but I'm thinking that somewhere along the lines, I've got to have British blood in me too. And Irish, and German, and French Canadian, and God knows where else...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *spangs just below hat level*
*smooshes as well*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# four candles.
*spangs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# OOOOF!
Nice shadowness!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# two small robots in your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
Well done you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)
# i'm eating ice cream and wearing shorts because i'm on holiday!
even if it is about 12 degrees in here
what is it then? i've got headache
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I almost RISed but then I got it. Bravo.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# spang
hurrah - I've just managed to shop b3ta into a bit of work for a client - they'll never notice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Show us
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# haha
in fact, it's the board with your warning signs on it

they won't go for it though, cos the concept is poor...gah, I'd post it if bloody Acrobat would work

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
that's it, leave it with us, we'll sort something out they'll go for.
what was the brief again?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)
# "make it more sexy"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# obvious CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hehe briefs
pants pants pants do a little dance in your magic pants
*does the pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)
# What's it for?
Is it to promote IT solutions?
(Pachey, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)
# i have the same pair
but in black
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# i cant stand greasy handshakes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)
# oil have to agree with you there
to be sure to be sure
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)