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# Yoink!
clicky for 620kb of tateyness
(any tips on optimorising it?)
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# ee gads
link it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# by the way
my contribution to THIS thread is the funniest thing I'm going to do today

Edit : fuck shit piss wrong link
www.b3ta.com/board/7690236
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# had both of them
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# aaaaaaand I've been beaten
night y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# 600kb?!?!
*fears nazi assault*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# hey, it's a big crack :P
USA-ian here, what's with the crack bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# It's art, dontcha know?
arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/story/0,,2186331,00.html
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# the tate
have let someone dig their floor up and call it art
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# it IS art
it's just a bit shit unless you're the artist or having him explain it to you or are in some way predisposed to appreciate it.

ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I just filled my waste bin with laser printer parts.
Where do I drop it off and collect my money? :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# join the queue
i've just shat myself, presenting it to the turner board next week
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# ah, goddamn it
I was gonna shit your pants :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# the Tate Modern
artist's entrance
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# it's very nice
but you really need to optimise it more. Too big.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ^ this
it's funny but it takes so long to load it's like a joke that explains itself first
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# pizdets.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I had much the same trouble - must be the size of the craack
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Bloody nice gif
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# tateyness
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Arf!
Oi loikes that, oi does
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# all the makings of a spectacular mashup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# lolz
MASH-UP


*really hadnt thought of that.
*feels lack and fail
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# \o/
you say potato

I say tomato

hence the confusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Yeah make it smaller:p
I'm hardly a pro (I don't have the legs for starters) but view it in IR and see how small you can get it, resizing with clicky for biggity and have it delivered to the board by a small cherub delivery boy all work well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# are you drunk or very drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# No just very tired.
Just about to finish a 15 hour shift.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# thas fookin slavery mate
have a word....

or are you doing it for love or money?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Both
Lets just say it's worth it for the money in the savings account. If I hadn't have lost the previous savings thanks to the ex, I'd have me own business by now.
But it meant a better life for her son, so I have no problems with that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# sounds interesting
*feigns concern

*actually does want to know more

*fears floods of tears

*makes helpfull comment of camaradery "all womens are evil"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Do I get an Oscar now?
nighty 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# sweet dreams ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *toddles off to find a small cherub boy*
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# *wishes you luck
undamaged whole ones are rare indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# You haven't looked on Ebay then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I KNEW
it was you flogging them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I like the beige ones
they come with free rice bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Optimisation tips?
Fewer frames, fewer colours, less dither, smaller frame size and more lossy compression.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# And don't forget natchos!
Fred Fredburger needs the nachos!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# click below for a 260k version
i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/gutsandguns/yoink.gif

i just ran it through animation shop pro 3 optimisation wizard
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I had a go for you
and made it look very optimised...

(and sort of sepia)

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Or this

[ed] With TV scan lines and only 63 colours
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# black lines....top weapon!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# i too made a colour version 163kb... but b3ta hosting is screwed
and i'm going to bed - oh well
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# is that a microsoft clip art hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Nope
Similar idea, it be from openclipart.org
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I've just read about this, jesus christ
modern art really is a bunch of wank, isn't it?

"Colombian artist Salcedo said the work - on display to the public until April next year - symbolised racial hatred and division in society."

Jesus CHRIST.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# i done a poo, called it alan and put it on display in my kitchen
people don't come by very often anymore
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Does it represent mankinds daily struggle with humility?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# honestly
I need to make up some "art" and convince some inept twat that it has some meaning, or maybe get them to come up with the meaning and sell it to some idiot for £50K+
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Isn't it?
I'm sure it would be entirely possible. Lets collaborate!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# nope, the previous evening's dinner
and the short struggle it had fighting it's way out of my digestive tract
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Well...
Modern art kinda ended directly after the post war period. Modern art is more like Picasso, Monet, Matisse. You know, good stuff.

No word of a lie, we are in post-post-modern now.

Yes, I study this stuff.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# so the lesson is, post-post = pretentious bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Aside from pretence though,
I think it's a pretty interesting bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Heh, I study it too, I am just sleepy and uncaring tonight
I love the idea of post-post-modernism, entirely symbolic of how nobody can think of anything fresh and original now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)