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# 'ning all you lullies - especially you there, in the pajamas =)
The bait is set...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Hahah!
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I was witing
for someone ... pleas etell me you're actually gonna see this through
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:08, archived)
# It's already sent.
I created a new email account and a new name and everything.

I'll keep you posted =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# i can't believe you're cutting my grass!
she *sob* was mine *sob*...
(seemikedraw, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# i never got gazzed.
nobody gazzes me.....
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7861303
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# how does invisible feel?
pert?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# a bit flabby
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# grab two folds
and wrap them round your cock and lo and behold a servicable lard vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# not a bad idea
i might use margerine as lube as well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Your a...



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# guilty as charged
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Shirley...
...you mean YOU'RE?
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Yup...

* I was just seeing if anyone would pick it up... The spelling error that is, not my cock!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i gave up picking up petty spelling errors
when i decided not to be a cock.

except the other day when i was complaining because someone spelled "nein" wrong. but that's because i was being a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# No...
...spelling errors. All the words were spelled correctly.
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)
# You weren't here yesterday...
So I hacked into your account, read it, sent her an email back saying you were gay so no thanks, and deleted it.

There, do you feel better now?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# thanks ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Is that you, Larry Grayson?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# shut that door!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I always pictured bhim more as
Isla st Clair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# well...
until i saw your nekidness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# oh yes!!
*stands proud*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Pfffttt...

* Nuff said

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:45, archived)
# me either
i take it as a personal affront
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# i'm just going to cry under my desk.
*crys*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# yup,
he's going to marry her and everything!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
her him
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# It will probably
turn out to be that rather generous african gentleman who is always offering money to people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# err
tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qRWGwKqTZoDixM:http://www.virtualhottie2.com/virtualhottie2_cowboy.jpg

that's with "moderate safe-seach on", as well.


edit: i'm a moron. this was a reply to www.b3ta.com/board/7861332
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# That's what I'm expecting
Heh, should be amusing


EDIT: Or absolutely terrifying, when 9 Nigerian thugs beat me senseless with baseball bats O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# they'd have to go through me first!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# as long as there's pics for the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# GAY B3TA WEDDING FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *comforts*
I'm only going to ruin this person's life and tell them a whole web of lies*, I'm not really going to marry him!


*You know, like I did with my ex-wife, apparently O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I heard you had a series of affairs
And brought them all home so your step-kids could meet their new mommy. And you beat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# No, not "beat"!
abused
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Oh. Well, yeah. That all seems to be in order then
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ning Joe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oh, you prankster!!
don't forget to post her pic if it's raunchy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ...
Google Image Search
"hottie"
leach first pic you find of someone who isn't famous.

I bet she looks something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# haha!
*shrugs*
it's all good baby.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)
# dammit, posted it in the wrong place
www.b3ta.com/board/7861344

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# excellent
this is what we like. naked photos please! (not of you)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Ooh, I'm so offended =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Poor lass
She'll get non-stop email messages now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:09, archived)
# where's the picture of your cock?
that you sent me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:14, archived)
# did he send you a large attachment:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# in your wallet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Here ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7861368

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# you're gonna have such a good relactionship with her
she's bound to send you some dirty pictures by return
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Haha, indeed
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# The only problem is
your concept of dirty is far, far removed from everyone elses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
today is going to be a good day here on b3ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# not that good, because I'm only here until lunchtime
then it's off to Chessington!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Today!!???
Don't forget your scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# NO!
you must stay

'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hehe, excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Ning T

* is that a public offer, can we all join in?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# hello Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# word up mizz tizzle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Mrs T!
Good morning!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I hope you feel suitably soiled
nings! :D I'm eating leftover turkey for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:17, archived)
# 'nings you!
Leftover turkey? If it's in a sammich with some brown sauce and a fried egg then I'll let you off...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ummm.....
sammich..no
brownsauce..er..
egg... hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Haha, you kerazy Germins!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha 'ning!
I've had no answer yet either!

;)

'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Haha, have you sent one as well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Yes, yes I have!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# YOu loon
she'll steal your identity and commit terrorist atrocities in your name. Is that what you want?
Is it
Is that waht you want, you traitor!!!

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I have no identity to steal!
I used a fresh hotmail account too!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# you two timing hussy
good morning the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Good morning gstq!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:30, archived)
# 'lo fella!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)