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# somethings have more of a history than you'd think
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i spent far too long on this by the way..
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Arf!
More of this filth!

(What's a bellow stairs? Does she tend the fireplaces?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# you know..
scullery maids and all that..
they go like the clappers for
a shiney florin so i've been told
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# like the clappers you say...
we don't want any of that!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# That would be below stairs then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# ooooooooooooh knackers
dont you hate it when that happens..
errrmm no.. i meant that.. errmm really.. it's the scullery
maid in charge of the bellows.. yes.. that's right
she starts the fires in the morning.. yes that's it.. i'm not
really just an illiterate knacker.. honest
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# mwhahaha
I caused mayhem and confusion at Waitrose earlier this evening too.
I'm so naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# haha fixed you grammar nazi =0)
and what semantic dischord did you cause in waitrose pray tell?
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Luncheon vouchers!
I always seem to go to the youngest, most inexperienced checkout operator in the place, then give them luncheon vouchers as part of the payment. They always have to ask someone how to put them through the till.

In this case, he had to ask 3 people, none of whom knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I say!
a banquet of fine strumpets!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# This is exceptional.
Not least of all because the bit under the phone looks like boobs.
Hello b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Air hair lair!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# ding dong indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# *phew*
I'm not the only one to think that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# haha. this is ace
*tries to dig out old bottle of the now sadly defunct "hoe's sauce"*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo to you sir.

The phone is a bit phallic dont you think.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Perfect for aural sex
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Ha ha
I see what you did there.
I dug out an old victorian Woo Yay for the phone box pic.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# ok i got to know
just how much did you shoop that? please say there's a pic
of a woman with a pair of bellows up her jacksie, floating
about out there on the inter web...
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
#
I only animated it, its a scan form a book called "The Body" by William A. Ewing

Quality book and quality pic.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# ah
the earliest version of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I SAY! WHAT HO!
Fucking ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hahahaha!!
finally something that caters to my needs!!

'edit' pfft 'gentleman's relish'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)
# OH MY GHAWWWSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Balloons!
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Original by WiggleDance
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# BALLOOMS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Oh my!!
C'est magnifique!

(especially the phone boobs)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Top hole
5' 6d
Bottom hole
10' 6d
Back hole
£1,6'0d
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I say!
that telephone is sporting a fine pair of breasts!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:57, archived)
# this gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Mimzy!
Top hole, old bean! What, what.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)