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# I got set upon this weekend, coming back from town 100 yards from where I live, a gang of the local chavscum who took exception to my existing.
Now I'm laid up with a cracked rib and new shapes to my face. This area has just slid into the shithouse in just a few short years.
This was a very pleasant picture of me enjoying a day on the beach mid summer, I fucked with it to express how I feel inside at the moment, lets call it therapy...

Bigger

Anyone wanna buy a house? Conveniently located in the centre of chavscum hell?

Anyone? Thought not... :(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# sorry to hear your woes.
Were the police so much as mildly interested?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# The police picked em up a few minutes later in the same area, they match my description,
and I can ID them, but apparently that's not enough, they say they didn't do it, and I can't prove it, so they're already out and walking around outside my house.

So, countdown to the bricks thru the window and my home burnt down, then, as we wait months for a long and drawn out court case with no guarantees... fucking yay for justice.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Christ! What town do you live in?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Words fail me
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# It frightens me the state in which this country is in.
I don't mean to sound all Daily Mail, but to the dogs it has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# You sound more Yoda than Daily Mail there, Cap. :)


Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you require frinds to visit.
the sort of friends who will pop outside and beat the living shite out of these scum until they get tired of it and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ouch :(
42 days for terrorists? should be 42 for fucking chav scum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# feckers :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Yeah, go on then.
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Blimey!
What horrible news. Are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You poor bugger. :(
*offers comfort in form of whiskey*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Shit. sorry to hear it.
At least you got a cool picture out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Windowlicker.
Did you see this article in Teh Grauniad?

Really well written, by the most tolerant man in the world.

Take it easy.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# 'kin ell.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# That is terrible.
That poor man, those poor people in general.

Kids like that should be put in an oubliette.


I'm not fucking kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Oubliette?
It that French for gas chamber or something?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I thought it was a breakfast treat.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# It's basically a well.
From the French 'oublier' - to forget. It's a long, deep hole where you put people and forget about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Topping up with rotten fish heads from time to time?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That'd be against the whole forgetting bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Not if you forgot that they were down there
and just happened to be looking for a convenient spot to dispose of a load of rotting fish heads...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it's like a dungeon where you leave people and 'forget' about them
oublier = forget
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Ta
Could be lots of French terminology derived from oublier though. Oubliette could be 'the state of forgetting to return to work after an unfeasibly long lunch break', or 'the unattractive habit of forgetting to resist invasion', or any number of things really.

/jingoistic blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# New Labour:
Not particularly tough on crime
Completely oblivious to the causes of crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# But hey, all our mates at Capita are raking it in
so we don't care la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Yup.
In a nutshell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Well, that's fucking cheered me up...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Sorry!
I'd link to something witty, but it ain't going to work is it...?!

X
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# whoa.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# fuck...
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Holy shitting fuck.
However bad it gets for me, at least it's not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Sorry to here that ...
hope they get what's coming to them.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Little bastards.
You poor love.

Ace picture, though. I hope you don't get offended when I say you don't half look like Anton LaVey in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# fucking scum.
when i was working at the bowling alley i walked past two scum bags and they smashed a bottle round my head for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# so...
what was the actual order of events...cos it sounds like they attacked you without any provocation at all, like raptors...two at the front one came from behind "clever girl"
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Uncanny,
was it you?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# /releases healing spores
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Awww
did the therapy work?

*careful internet hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Oh blimey no
I hope your wounds heal very quickly. Both the ones you can see AND the ones you can't.

I also hope the police get them and kick the shit out of them and put them in stocks so we can all kick the shit out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I would kick the shit out of them regardless.
*gets kickyboots on*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Sorry to hear that fella, nasty stuff
/have been mugged 3 times myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# My friend was mugged in Brockley.
They stuck something in his back and said "Gun". Then took the £20 out of his wallet and returned it with his credit cards still in it.

And they didn't look in his bag, which had two flights to Hawaii and £2000 in cash in it!

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I've not been mugged
but I was punched in the face in a kebab shop for saying 'no' when some drunk cunt started on my friend Martin. He turned around, saw that I was a little lady and punched me dead on in the face, then ran away when he saw I hadn't gone down and was about to kill him.

The most recent news now he's out of prison (multiple offences) is that he's looking for me as I've pressed charges.

I'm quite happy about this, as he was released early on the condition he went nowhere near me. He'll go back inside instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# you're a little lady?
Christ, B3ta never fails to surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Did you think I was a lad?
People always do. I'm not very girly. The only girliness is my penchant for shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# bastards!
wish you speedy recovery and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Vigilante Justice!
We need a Batman style arse-kicker. You do shit to people, you too get shat upon. By a very big man in armour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# shit - sorry about that!
when i was 15 i got held down by 6 blokes - one rearranged my face - i told the police - he was a known thug - got taken to court and the courts slapped his wrist and told him not to beat anyone up for 12 months! wow!!

oh and he spread the word around that he only did it was because i was trying to rape 3 girls at the time when i was on my bike and trying to get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)