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Sorry for the new thread but I need to get things orginised as it's fast turning into a very big event

I have updated the calendar

If anyone needs any info, travel advice gaz me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'm planning to visit Malawi

What innoculations do I need?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

Malaria and Yellow Fever

Be sure to visit Lake Malawi as it is quite beautiful.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

This is true

I just found out a friend from school died from Malaria in Africa

kinda shook me up a bit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

That's not good:(

Let us know if you find out if you'll be in England or not for the bash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

he'll be up to his nuts in asian ladyboys

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

Ah! Standard B3ta response No 12!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

none, just fuck a baby before you leave again and illness begone

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

Can we come for brekkie

if we don't stay over?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

hamtoucher

www.b3ta.com/calendar/

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

I want to touch your ham

and by ham i mean penis and by touch i mean put in my bottom

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm never going to the supermaket with you EVER

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

I ride the trolleys around

and put things in other peoples baskets and generally act like a child.

And I start conversations with people who walk by over what they're buying.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

haha feel free

like ham, it smells like farts when you open it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

You've literally just made me feel a bit ill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

i hope this poxy hospital sorts my money out in time.

i'll be gutted if we can't make it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Can you give me the location

of all the cashpoints in London.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Yes I can

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

Bloody Hellfire

Hats off to you then!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Didn't say I would though :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

ordered alphabetically by location and also by company

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Just look for tramps

there's usually one above their sleeping bag

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Remeber to tip only official London tramps

You can recognise them as they have a dog on a string.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

you are remembering that

no more than 50% of sign-ups turn up?

Hopefully everyone who's asked you for a bed will be good to their word though!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Yup

Also ther is two months to go so it's quite possible that over 50 people will be ther.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

On the basis of what Wasp Box has just said

maybe I should sign up even though I have no idea whether I can make it (I'm starting a new job soon.)

Would you like the numbers massaged?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

I normally have to pay for that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oooh

Matron....

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

well, that's pretty much what I've done

although I normally make London bashes, this is too far away to be sure yet.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

there will be 12 people with faces like thunder talking about pictures from /board all night

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

And then I'll turn up and it'll go like Hostel.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

What? The band?

Surely not?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

will two of them have their cocks out

again?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

I'm planning on trying to get a round of "cock doorbell" going.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

*perks up*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

i miss robtoo

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

i'm good for my word.

my chosen word today is unreliable.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

let's recreate the last one

and spend two hours in the same pub without realising...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

splendid idea

or different pubs and make a night of it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

for fuck sake...yes we know you have a fucking london bash

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

YOU SHOULD COME

SO I CAN BUM YOU AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'm still waiting for the BBC coverage of this important event.

*waits*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

I think Setanta have the rights

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

we'll miss half the action

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

A tenner a month

to watch Bolton v Reading and B3ta bashes.

I think not

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

next train to london from bexleyheath

no changes please

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

SOrry

That's your fault for Living in Bexley Heath!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

thank god for trainline, your rubbish at this train info stuff

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

Well obviously you'll have to get the DLR into how, then the district line to Earls Court.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

witht he number of us going

we should stage some kind of protest or something on the same day. something mental, maybe in an improv everywhere style?

My suggestion is to go down to the houses of parliament and try to find a live news report being filmed and do a mass mooney on camera. Possibly have B3TA written accross a handfull of buttocks?

...pffft...handfull of buttocks...

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yes

Protest for Apathy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

or we could parody 4chan

all get guy fawkes masks and stage a particularly misinformed anti scientology protest outside the science museum. Have posters saying "down with science" and "L.Ron is my bitch"

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

I almost certainly have an exam for my DEGREE

at the UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE on that day, and possibly the day after. So I will not be coming :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

I'M COMING!

I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!
I'M COMING!

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME!!!!!!!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

Yeah

I feel sorry for the cleaner on the Sunday. He'll have 24 beds to make:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

*hands hexachordal a bucket*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'm bringing dead insects.

And quiche.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

i'll see you that and raise you

dead orphans and heroine

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

there really was no need for this

sorry, but it's true. That's why we have the calendar section

/and as said yesterday, allowing for the usual third who will eventually have to cry off, its still only around 34-35 people.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

it's more like half at london bashes.

also, I agree with the unneccessariness of this.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

i rember one where about 6 people turned up

that was one of the good ones

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

when one table in the corner of the Imperial

was more than enough!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

sadly, I've never been to a london bash,

always wanted to get to one.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

there is no need for most things on here tho

can't polish a turd

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mongychops, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well I'm just trying to get things organised.

You try having 24 house guests all turning upon the same day! The plan was to do one new post now after I'd tidied up the calendar entry and then another one the day before.
Now often do I needless put things in new threads?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

it could still have gone in an existing thread.

and most of those who are already signed up will check the calendar page for updates anyway.

/just saying, nowt personal :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

I'd say this was the 4th time

b3ta.com/board/8145151
b3ta.com/board/8141825
b3ta.com/board/8137202

and yes it does look uber good

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

Erm 1 is this post

2 and 3 are existing posts but I did find this one

b3ta.com/board/8147340

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

YOUR JUST JEALOUS COS YOU CANT COME!!!!!

JEALOUS! JEALOUS!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

I possibly can come to this

but I won't know for sure until nearer the time.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

*glees*

I still owe you a beer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

fingers crossed

there are some smashing people signed up for it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

aww, you're too kind ^_^

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

I have an awesome idea for a picture

but am at work and can't do it.
I am in hell

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

Draw it on paper and snap it with your phone.

2. Profit

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Yeah but it's Friday

Almost pub o'clock!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

A LONDON BASH?!?!?!?!?!!! FIRST I'VE HEARD...!1

Next thing you will be telling us that Zoo / Nuts steal pics from b3ta!!1oneone!!1

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

I believe that the pre-bash barbeque will be relying on meat taken from the whale in the thames.

John Peel is the DJ for the function room bash as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

THEN I'M THERE*

* Not there

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

omg princess diana

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

jeremy beadle lol

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mugatu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Bugger

I wish this was in Sydney.
Make sure you all have a beer for me!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

Well you should have turned upto the bash I did there in 2004:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

I missed it!!!

Where did you have it?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Bottom of Oxford Street

I forget the place's name (which is terrible as it was my local):P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Can I smoke a jamaican drugs style reefer doobie

in your shitty courtyard?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

yes yes you can

It is the natural order of things

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)