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# This vectory fucker took 6 hours, and I've broken my mouse with pointy clickyness.


Clicky for sphincter-splitting largeness (yet only an amazing 117Kb!)

It is Sir Thomas More after Holbein, by the way, and I'm rather proud.

It is beer o'clock now. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# cor.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# woo
Actually It's chocolate milkshake o'clock now for me:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The most magical time of the day
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i thought that was when you wake up, with morning wood...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# there's nothing magic about that
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# well if i could wake up to some morning wood...it'd be rather nice...
as long as it was attached to a nice chap and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I don't sleep. I'm secretly a robot.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# not so fucking secret anymore
/aussie called bruce blog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ...damn
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# cs knows all...he's been hiding in your pants&socks draw.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# shhhh
don't tell him everything!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# well i didn't tell him you rub yourself on his things when he's not looking...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# no, and for that i thank youi
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# see how lovely i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# you should try sitting down
less likely to damage the laptop/pc/as yet unreleased personal computer interface
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i am sat odwn now and i have mike ike jelly beans..fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hmm
i'm a bit of a commercial victim and prefer the jelly bean factory


(cos i've never heard of this "Ike" who's stolen my first name)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Unless you wake up lying face-down on a tiled floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *gasp*
You braizen hussy!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i dunno, i think thats one of my tamer statements as of late.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# You haven't been talking about feltching again?
IT was nothing to do with what you said, I just thought I should call you a braisen hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# absolutely
Love it
(strontium190, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i like that Holbein painting with the skull..well i just like the clever skull bit, the rest of the painting is a bit boring for me.
and nice vector and such.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I tried vectoring the skull and then skewing it
but it all went pear-shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I thought that was the point
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Again
But this time a little lower and a lot softer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *does*
do i get to see some puppies now?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You can
But they aren't very big

And have been recently shaved.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# pwoah, lets have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# We both know we're not talking about puppies here.
You want me and you and I both know it. I want to flop you over the desk and spank you until your bum is red you brazen hussy.

PS. I am w**king as I write this
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah are you more pissed than me?


p.s i'm walways wanking when i'm on b3ta..beat that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# TMWRNJ quote
Plus I walways don't drink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# aah.
drinking is fun tho.
means ugly girls and boys can pull.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Certainly worked out for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# oh me too, when it permits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# What can I say,
I'm a strange hermit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I used to love that
what was the name of the big grotesque orange character?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Curious Orange
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# that'd be the one :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Kilroy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# You are the very drunk
if you laughed at that
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# kirlroy is just pure fnneh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *tries to find Jam kilroy silk breakdown*
*only finds compilation of clips with it*

video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=6853850347711304173&q=jam+kilroy&total=8&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i can't remember how on earth it works, but it sounds far to complex and just palin fucking hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Don't fuck him then
I'm sure he's busy travelling and such
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha. god that was a good boozed up typo.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# And how are you miss?
Except for drunk :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# well i'm mildly tipsy...but i am rather good this evening and you fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I'm rather fantastic, thankyou, miss
And full of caffeine.

iSketch? Anyone?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# OOO ME, I'LL PAY!
i'm crap at it, but it's funnn

link me up scotty.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
#
iSketch
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# teh b3ta room thingie?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# that's the one
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# 'Palin-fucking hard work'
is a phrase that I shall try to slip into a conversation sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha, dooo it!
also available is "a piss soaked ray mears" or "armpit sniffing poodles".
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# piss soaked ray mears????
does that mean he's finally been captured and been so scared he's pissed himself??

I've always seen him as a real life Lockhart

TWAT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# You'd want perspective distort, surely.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You're right
but don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# you claim vectory!!!
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Blimey!
Just look at that attention to detail.
Good work, very good work indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Class on a monitor!!!
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Magnificent
Woo to you, Sir

Enjoy beer o'clock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Lovely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Ooh that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# OOH!
You fecking liar! You said it was beer 'o' clock! FUCK OFF THE PUB NOW!!! and thanks! C];0D
Edit: Those sleeves are AMAZING! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I'm having a sneaky beer at home whilst the chums arrive.
Those sleeves nearly finished me off. As you can probably tell, the jewellery was the last thing to be done, and I'd got a bit arsed off by then.

Onto sneaky beer number two now. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Cheers!
I got outside a pint of Old Speckled Hen, a pint of Greene King IPA, a Guinness and half a bottle of wine that someone gave us last week as a weeding present . . . (but the wedding was over 8 years ago)

/alcoblog

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You are a clever drawing-type person...
How can I save vectors as SVG files in potatoshop?

(And I'm on the Speckled Hen too)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Alas, you have mistaken me for someone who's
arse is in their trousers, not their head . . .

I only did vectors in illfrustrator, not tattyshop, soz

Anyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# This too is rather woo, Mr Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *bows*
painty goodness . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# While that really is very, very good
I can't help but feel the eyes are a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# they were in the source . . .
/truly blagging

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Doing a picture like that in Paint
is a bit like painting the Sistine Chapel with a bingo dobber.
Well done, Mr Hat, well done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hehehe!
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS MR BUTTMEAD
YOU HAVE WON A *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *periwinkles*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Looks a bit like Putin.
And it's also very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Bugger me! You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i dare you to say that first bit in a gay bar.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Pffft
I shall clench.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's fuck awesome,
if I may say so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this is ace
i'm named after him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that's really lovely, REALLY nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Real farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)