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(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *pffffft*
*tea on my keyboard blog*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *puts fist through monitor*
DAMMIT! You owe me a new monitor!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Actually, I shouldn't laugh, I get my lefts and rights mixed up. Or was it the other way round..?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Woo!
I hope he has his arse and elbow clearly labeled too.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# I made that one first
but I deleted it. It wasn't anywhere near safe for work.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'M CONFUSED.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# just shut up and kick him repeatedly in the arse
Stop when bits break off.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You're not the boss of me. Wow is.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# she'll tell you the same.
(If i tell her to)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I do actually agree with the kicking of the arse.
But NOT because you've told me to. I'm your boss. I have the coin, you have the booty. That's the way it is.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I disagree.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# You always disagree.
That's part of the thing. I say something, you disagree, I say something fabulous and you throw me a big jizz party.




Christ I make myself laugh.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you make me smirk sometimes
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# What is a Jizz Party?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm the boss of him n'all.
Someday he will realise.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# pfft
tell tsattasstertrarrstttsattt to kick chris martin in his arse-face and you'll get salty treats.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# It better be pretzels this time.
Last time wasn't what I expected at all.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Me and dbroon will revolt one day.
REVOLT, SEXY SEXY REVOLT.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Face it, you are my bitches.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hroooom >:(
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# That's the bitch noise.
It means you like it. I know. Call me Mamma.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'll give YOU bitch noise.
Errrrrrrrrrr
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I have to gooooo
stop being funny.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha
the next album should be called "Life in Annotations" or something similar, perhaps in something that sounds a bit fucking more clichéd.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
Does the other say Wrong? :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *snorts*
Exactly my point.

Right, I am actually going to go and do my hair now.

edit: fucking leaky bowls. *waits for kettle to boil again* I was meant to do this on sodding MONDAY.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *tries to decipher*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# :D I am hennaing my hair.
Which involved putting stuff in hot water and ting.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ohhhh..
What the shit does that entail?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# OH MY it's complicated.
I'm going to go and do it when I've stopped giggling.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# LESS GIGGLES MORE SEXY HAIR
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hens
and a juicer.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# That would be easier.
Right, I am definitely going now. Fuck sake. HALF THREE.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# fuck off and do it then, fuck.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I thought
You had mud on your hair?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# But that'll disrupt the flux capacitor and unleash jiggawatts of radioactivity into the lolosphere.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# NICE COLOUR YOU'VE GOT ON YOUR HAIR, ANGE - WHAT IS IT, CHILLI HOT PEPPER?
NO, JUST A BIT OF HENNA

/obscure
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# i read leaky bowels
i'm really upset by that... urgh...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# You just made me laugh scarily like my grandma.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# i promise never to do that again...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Is that the Coldplay man?
People tell me I look like him :/
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# you do.
Edit: I've never seen you, so I might be wrong in this instance.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Are you him?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Really hope not
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I am currently doing confused face.
Do you?

Did I meet a different you?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Chris Martin/Jack Sparrow....
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I can't remember what Chris Martin looks like
But I'm sure Emvee looked at least a little bit like Jack sparrow.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# ^this^
and not just because he's a cheeky scamp
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# see start of thread for a reminder...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Me too. *makes sad face*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i get Elijah Wood
a lot.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I've heard cold showers can help.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# you most certainly do not!
what an insult!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# This is good
very reassuring


thank you b3ta
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# pfft
git
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# does it say cunt on his palm?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)