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# :D nicely done.
Lush do solid soaps and shampoo, they're not bad. And they last AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# pssst
lots of people do solid soaps...

; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# What is this soap of which you speak?
*scratches balls*
*disturbs nest of cockroaches*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Well shampoo then.
Hush, you. Back to your kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# How would solid shampoo work?
Surely it needs to be liquid to get massaged itno your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Nope, you sort of massage your hair with the bar and it lathers that way.
The one I use smells of jasmine, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I like the new Head & Shoulders For Men smell.
It's sort of fruity, but I can't quite place it. Very pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hmmmmm intriguing.
VO5 for dyed hair smells a lot nicer than it used to. Sort of herbal in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Revlon Flex do a really nice conditioner
it's sort of bright custard yellow and smells of frankinsence - one of my official favourite smells.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ooooh I love frankincense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i love the smell of original vosene.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oooh
that takes me back.

Remember Shield?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# no.
but i still use vosene to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it's hard to say
it doesn't smell of herbs or fruits, it's just kind of... chemical, in the same way that carbolic soap smells chemical. it doesn't smell like carbolic though.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# i've always got a bit giddy on pantene
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Who is Jasmine?
Does she live near you?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# There is A Jasmine that lives near me, yes.
She also works with me, and is 18. If anyone touches her I shall physically assault them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Greedy!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# She's a 5ft 9, slim, blonde, pretty VIRGIN.
At 18. I have no idea how she's managed it in our town. And she's nice, too.

My lovely little thing. Bless her, I can see her at the moment, dancing by the fax machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You ask your staff if they're virgins?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# No, she's also a friend.
Who told me she ran away from some bloke in a club because she let slip to him she was a virgin and he wouldn't leave her alone after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Surely a virgin's not the best choice for a one-night stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# You'd think.
I used to collect them, maybe he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *wants*
*has a girlfriend already*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Whoever gets this one will be a very lucky person.
She's a proper little love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Clearly she either has massive personality defects (hurrah for personality defects)
or is secretly a vampire just kills the men instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was about to say, that sounded quite hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hopeful as in I am trying to fish for girlfriends?
I pray I still have enough credibility to not do that, yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Ah, that depends on how much credibility I afford you.
edit: in my eyes, obviously. Not anyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# A couple of ounces possibly.
I knew a girl once, shocking I know, and she'd come off badly out of a relationship but decided to abandon all her brilliantly quirky personality defects. Refuse to admit that she had any anxieties or neurosises and then just turned into a combination of boring methodist and very dull happy-to-be-pissed student.

A combination which is as confusing contradicting as it is a massive waste of an amusing person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# someone tried to massage a brick into my hair once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You have to make sure your hair is all nice and wet first
then you just rub the shampoo bar around on your scalp. Add more water, lather up, and voila.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I use supermarket budget 2 in 1
but then i keep my hair so short theres no point buying fancy stuff for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# mr b3th is growing his into a rather fetching pony tail
which looks as awful as yopu might expect on a man of his age.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ponytails look good on all ages of men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# they really
really

don't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# They bloody do.
Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *swishes about like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Exactly *clutches* don't cut it off, I'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# My mum said i should cut mine
now I'm going for job interviews, i like to think of my hair as a little test for them.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I managed to get a job in a hospital, despite my hair.
Although I did fail at 3 interviews before that...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Not if we are bald they don't
I'd look chuffing stoopid with one
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well if you're bald, then no.
Otherwise, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# This isn't the BBC you know,
She won't get told off for advertising!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# They smell nice, but the last one I got made my skin go all dry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Lemopny flutter is ace
it's a really thick, lemony cuticle cream, but I fling a load on my lips when I go to bed and in the morning they are all lovely and kissable. See?

*puckers up*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Lip Service lip balm for me.
It's a DREAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Really? :S
I only really use their shampoo, body butter squares, shaving cream and lip balms (oh, and perfume).

Having listed all of that I really shouldn't include the world 'only'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It was the honey soap stuff.
The massage bar things they do are good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The smell in the shop is enough to make my throat dry...
I dread to think what it does to your skin ;P
*imagines salted slug*
(MrWizard, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i got some lush shaving cream in december
and still have half the bottle left!

it fucking rocks and its called "ambrosia" therefore it HAS to be good
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Manwife and my legs use the 'prince' one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# does it only reach as far as your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Fuck you, Nibus, compared to a lot of people I'm nigh on hairless.
I use other stuff elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# er...wait a minute
it was a Prince joke

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ohhhh I seeeeeee.
I meant it lovingly.

Come on, you know in Bucks 'Fuck you' is tantamount to asking someone for their hand in marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# haha
I'll let you off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *reaches further*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm 5ft 4 from end to end.
If you stand in the middle you can probably touch my head with one hand and my feet with the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# My girlfriend is 5 foot, and you know, I've never even tried doing that.
*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I bet you can. Have you got long monkey arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I guess they're fairly long, I'm 6 foot.
It's something I'll be trying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent work, let me know how you get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe I can start a blog.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 'can I touch women's ends?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Without being convicted.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# That's the aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *touches*




/innuendo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Sympathy for the skin is saving my face at the moment
I've had some very painful exczema/psoriasis stuff recently, where my skin physically hurts, and that stuff is really calming. Lots of lavender and chamomile and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh I may have to try that.
I'm very sensitive, but weirdly not to Lush products.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ^this
a grew facial hair to i didnt have to shave every other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# would you like to try that again in English?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# apologies
I grew facial hair so i didnt have to shave every other day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# right you are
well, I'd better get back to work. i've basically upended my living room to tidy up so I can have more space to play with my PS2 eye toy.

However, I now have about six square inches of visible carpet.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# probably something to do with their m'all natural' thing
The best stuff would most likely be their fresh range, but I don't live close enoughto a lush to get there every week, and it costs too much to have it delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Natural they may be
still more parabens than none though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# This board is beginning to feel a bit like an Avon party
Ding Dong
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# now it's beginning to sound like leslie phillips
helllllloooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# the shaving cream of the gods!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# a face so smooth
it squeaks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)