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# This makes my brain hurt
Mind if I sneak this in here Sir Aunty?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is it your first?
Stop now if it is
Trust me
Just Stop now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FAT HEAD!

*squints*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Yes, it's a little large
In the top 3% of thingummies for a babby its age - which is worrying!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It's clearly some kind of super-baby.
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# With me as the mum, I should bloody think so!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ah don't worry I was in a high percentile for head size and I still am
I have a head of unnatural circumference. I think it just means my brain is big. Woo to your baby with the big head, brainytastic!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's easy for you to say...
but it's not your birth canal that has to accomodate the high percentile head...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# think of my poor mother
my head is the same size as a basketball, and always has been
Proof:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# so you do . . .
but who's that on the left?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that's a basketball
no... wait. let me think... my head hurts. basketball on the right, left no. wait. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I never thought you had a particularly big head.
I must reassess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 65cm in circumference
bigger than any of the EEG caps in our institute, which is nice, because I don't have to take part in any experiments.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# None of their experiments, any way.
*gets special probe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a big head isn't necessarily bad
it just depends on which head is big ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# surely I'd suffocate if I did that...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# maybe
but as long as i have my fun, it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Snuff Monkey
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It says "Fet.Head" in the top corner
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Then it's a good job you've got
a [CENSORED] like a [CENSORED]'s [CENSORED]

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# [ALL CENSORED FOR SHOCKING INDECENCY]
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# C]:0O
TRELLY! I'd expect that from a [CENSORED] but not from you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaawwwwww!
19 weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# 20 :)
(And one day)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# little cutie!
my sis found out yesterday that she's having twin boys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Eep!
Lady I know was telling me her friend found out she was having triplets - at the 20 week scan! They thought she was only having one at the 12 week cos the other two were hiding!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Not much fun playing hide n seek in there
Tho we could give it a go!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# she knew it was twins
she just didn't know if they were boys or girls. she says she's going to call them ronnie and reggie. i told her that if she does, i'll slap her for being stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# you have a cow in your womb?
hehe congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# And it's got Jimmy Hill's chin on its side!
oh yes, and that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# there's an-udder down there . . .
How dairy copy you!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yay!
although i'm troubled by the fat head description, that's gunna smart.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Trelly better start lubing now . . .
in fact lie down dear I'll help . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it aint moving :(
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Because I have zero animation skillz
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You have no idea
Just how long i stared at that looking for a horse *shame*

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
nutter!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Pwn 100?
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yay!
My lil' 'un has started kicking me in bed at night, when Mrs. H. is cuddling me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Aw!
Little Trellis hasn't started belting Mr Trellis yet, but it was going crazy after being poked and prodded for the scan!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I need to get a table tennis ball
and see how far he/she can kick it.

Speaking of which... did you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No - we don't want to know
We have an idea, but didn't want proof :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm sorry, this is all I see:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i beat you to it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You so didn't!
EDIT WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# my cows better than yours it has side udders
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I agree that yours is better, but MINE WAS FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# well then i accept yours was first posted then, but i claimed to see it first
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Well at first it was a baby fox.
So I saw AN animal first.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *glees*
New b3ian!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Being introduced at London Bash 2008!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# yaaay mummy trelly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Grats galore!
Have you set Junior up with a b3ta account yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No - it's an idea though!
As long as it never out-shops me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Prenatal b3tans!
You should set up a club!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# YAY!
Our baby is 7 weeks old now and she's the most beautifullest baby in the entire world EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# PHEW!
Takes after her mum . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Fortunately!
Actually she looks a LOT like Mrs. Afinkawan did when she was a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)