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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# FAME!
hahaha. I feel used.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# and you LURVE it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I love unexpected horses!
best of all unexpected animals!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahah!!
You made vimto run out of my nose :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah
But the scary thing is that you were drinking tea at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
Now I have MORE running out of my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ah
Bit like the horse seamen incident you experienced yesterday, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Didn't work that time, you spelled "semen" wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No I didn't:P
How do you think horses sail ships!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I knew you'd say that.
Which is why I set you up.
MUA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# IT WASN'T ME!!!
It was the third man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Oh fuck, I inhaled it this time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# NO!
I said seaman! Remember?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# HE'S A WITCH!
LET'S BURN HIM! After we've made a small fortune from the Vimto people . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *grabs stick and marshmallows*
let's get toastin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# METABOARD
WELCOME TO HYPERFUTURE B£TA WHERE B£TA IS IN B£TA IS IN B£TA IS IN B£TA...................
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# you might wanna un-caps those threes . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I hate it when I accidentally try to type a capital number.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I love it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# OH SHI-
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# -atsu?
Kaboooooooooooooooooooooooom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I have two more cans to open, but one of the tabs is now waiting its departure. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That was a very fast reply.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Skills, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *breaks off third tab*
*puts safely in green-ink letter*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hooray!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ^_^
*offers fruit-flavoured gum*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# No thank you.
*has milks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I had milks earlier.
SO HA.
I HAD MILKS FIRST.

I just had the obligatory triple-vimto
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Ahh.
Hahah. Yeah, I'm just finishing brekkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I didn't have breakfast.
I had a pasty for lunch, though
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Isn't it a little early fo-
oh. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# It's ten past three here :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# 11:21.
So sh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I know, we're four hours ahead of you.
Andy and I worked it out the other day.
Yes, it took two of us.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# sigh
well this was an interesting personal conversation
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ignore? or the good click?
C];0)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# There's a bad click?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *ignores*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# But that's good for the person doing the ignoring ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# AHA!
But I'm not really ignoring you! OR AM I!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# No, you wouldn't.
You're luffleh ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# OR AM I!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I did?
Coo-err!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8217758
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Obviously not
If you're replying to him. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# That was the joke, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh, shush.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Oh my god!
This is getting to complicated for my simple mind! *closes eyes covers ears curls up in ball rocks back and forth*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Aww!
*puts in sack*
*takes away*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Good click.
Of course. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
have 11 cleverness points.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# thanks, I'd've got more
I'd've got moreif I'd not put the post page thing in the top

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Mmmm nah.
Cleverness points are entirely awarded on concept rather than execution.

Although a fully transparent background might have upped it to a 12. But Stephen Hawking only got 8 for the whole of A Brief History of Time, so all told you're not doing badly...

...and I just had to try 3 times to get the correct clicking point...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# yeah, but if I'd made it transparent, I'd've lost
but if I'd made it transparent I'd've lost423592472 can't be arsed points . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Fair do's
not really worth it for the single extra point.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# This makes my brain hurt
Mind if I sneak this in here Sir Aunty?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is it your first?
Stop now if it is
Trust me
Just Stop now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
FAT HEAD!

*squints*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Yes, it's a little large
In the top 3% of thingummies for a babby its age - which is worrying!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# It's clearly some kind of super-baby.
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# With me as the mum, I should bloody think so!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ah don't worry I was in a high percentile for head size and I still am
I have a head of unnatural circumference. I think it just means my brain is big. Woo to your baby with the big head, brainytastic!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It's easy for you to say...
but it's not your birth canal that has to accomodate the high percentile head...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# think of my poor mother
my head is the same size as a basketball, and always has been
Proof:
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# so you do . . .
but who's that on the left?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that's a basketball
no... wait. let me think... my head hurts. basketball on the right, left no. wait. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I never thought you had a particularly big head.
I must reassess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 65cm in circumference
bigger than any of the EEG caps in our institute, which is nice, because I don't have to take part in any experiments.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# None of their experiments, any way.
*gets special probe*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# a big head isn't necessarily bad
it just depends on which head is big ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# surely I'd suffocate if I did that...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# maybe
but as long as i have my fun, it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Snuff Monkey
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It says "Fet.Head" in the top corner
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Then it's a good job you've got
a [CENSORED] like a [CENSORED]'s [CENSORED]

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# [ALL CENSORED FOR SHOCKING INDECENCY]
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# C]:0O
TRELLY! I'd expect that from a [CENSORED] but not from you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaawwwwww!
19 weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# 20 :)
(And one day)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# little cutie!
my sis found out yesterday that she's having twin boys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Eep!
Lady I know was telling me her friend found out she was having triplets - at the 20 week scan! They thought she was only having one at the 12 week cos the other two were hiding!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Not much fun playing hide n seek in there
Tho we could give it a go!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# she knew it was twins
she just didn't know if they were boys or girls. she says she's going to call them ronnie and reggie. i told her that if she does, i'll slap her for being stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# you have a cow in your womb?
hehe congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# And it's got Jimmy Hill's chin on its side!
oh yes, and that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# there's an-udder down there . . .
How dairy copy you!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yay!
although i'm troubled by the fat head description, that's gunna smart.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Trelly better start lubing now . . .
in fact lie down dear I'll help . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# it aint moving :(
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Because I have zero animation skillz
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You have no idea
Just how long i stared at that looking for a horse *shame*

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
nutter!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Pwn 100?
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Yay!
My lil' 'un has started kicking me in bed at night, when Mrs. H. is cuddling me.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Aw!
Little Trellis hasn't started belting Mr Trellis yet, but it was going crazy after being poked and prodded for the scan!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I need to get a table tennis ball
and see how far he/she can kick it.

Speaking of which... did you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No - we don't want to know
We have an idea, but didn't want proof :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm sorry, this is all I see:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# i beat you to it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You so didn't!
EDIT WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# my cows better than yours it has side udders
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I agree that yours is better, but MINE WAS FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# well then i accept yours was first posted then, but i claimed to see it first
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Well at first it was a baby fox.
So I saw AN animal first.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *glees*
New b3ian!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Being introduced at London Bash 2008!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# yaaay mummy trelly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Grats galore!
Have you set Junior up with a b3ta account yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# No - it's an idea though!
As long as it never out-shops me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Prenatal b3tans!
You should set up a club!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# YAY!
Our baby is 7 weeks old now and she's the most beautifullest baby in the entire world EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# PHEW!
Takes after her mum . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Fortunately!
Actually she looks a LOT like Mrs. Afinkawan did when she was a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Very good!
(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# (:3=
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
that horse cracks me up!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)