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# Dear B3ta
I was a bit of a tit this morning. So by way of apology, please accept this picture of an attractive young lady.




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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Would have.
Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# did
PAss the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# CRABPASTE!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Goatsludge!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# LOLchavz meets SeriousCatz:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# This is very very old:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Aaaaaw!!
He looks SO QUEEUUUTE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I would totally shag her so hard
Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Your mum, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# HAAAAAAAA
PWNED!!!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I know you are but what am I?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# HAAAAAAAA
prick
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Allow that it had to be done.
Let us shake hands, and let that be the end of the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Your comment was funny and appropriate
My comment was aimed at the other chap ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i was kiddin, didn't mean to offend...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Office lol #4

Wow - What a day we are having - Thank you... Thank you all.

*Except the n00b who posted that fuckin huge image
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Shakira's grandmum
Who was also Bernie Ecclestone's mum
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Mark Speight?
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# were you, link please
i want to judge for myself before accepting this apology
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha
just what i was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# just a little toys from the pram being chucked
because someone posted another "omg mark speight is dead" image.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# MARK SPEIGHT IS DEAD?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# WHO'S MARK SPEIGHT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# your mum
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# LULZ
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# you know my mum
hung herself in paddington station

you callous bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# DUNNO
But he's popped his clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# inflateable footwear is not advised
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Bit late now
If only someone had given that to him last week.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# inflatable footwear
that's just had me laughing like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# killed by a whale in the thames
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i just scrolled back and read that.
bollocks, someone posted something you didn't much care for, you said you didn't much care for it, end of story, i've been there with the whole mong posting thing and i make no apology for not liking them one little bit and occasionally chucking my very own toys out of the pram.

so i'm afraid you can stick this apology up your arse i don't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# You don't like mongs?
Christ, it's not their fault, leave them alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
no they spoil the whole aesthetic, i only want to to see pics of kittens and dead celebrities.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Dead celebrity kittens for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
*tunes into blue peter for update on sock's health
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hang on
you can't ALL be spartacus!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i make no apology
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha
none needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# oo that's good
how did you get the asparagus to match the style of Kirk & his amazing chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# smoke and mirrors mostly
and a lot of greyscale, colour/brightness adjusting and pissing about.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# that's rather good
i didn't even twig the first time. didn't read the title and the internet has made me think that asparagus looks like a barbed dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# superb
should've been fp
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)
# also suits me
it weren't much.

and i wanted to do another shakira ecclestone picture.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# come on man, have some conviction, stick to your beliefs!!
don't let the bastards drag you down to their level!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ah, but
i've done loads of these. i'm dragging the rest of board down to the level of liking these.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)
# led zeppelin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# its clansoul
(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# :)
harsh -- i believe he quite likes these too. so i'll have to make the disclaimer that this is not clansoul...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Phwoar!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)
# damn rancid genies
get back in your lamp, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# pfft
i dream of genie was based on nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# heheh
i wanted her hair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i didn't realise robert plant
had such nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# he grew them himself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Nice bum, too
too

Christ I should redo that one. That's like a vision of despair from the darkest dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# now this warrants an apology
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# SAY
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)
# DIE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *Rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)