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[challenge entry] Let's turn the heat up to 100ºC...


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Dance for me,
DANCE!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I would kill those children for that
then eat the cooked chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I would kill the chicken to put it our of its misery...

And then eat the children (more meat on them)

And then educated those lovely children on the rights and wrongs of animal care.

Also Woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I'd rather kill the kids.
Perhaps there could be some kind of rape-to-death situation. Do you know any violent, psychopathic paedophiles?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# * Looks at "b3ta Friends List"
Yea.. quite a few!



Would you have any preference of sex, height or length of service as a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# haha you fell for his trap! hahaha trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# now he has him in his clutches!
if he starts explaining evil plans to him, that may be Mr The Hat's chance to escape in a contrived manner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# sorry
I was distracted by my image on the FP . . . C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Pffftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I'd prefer sex.
was that the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# that explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# No.... This explains a lot ¬
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# and do a nice boiled egg salad
no sense in wasting
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# PLAY THEM SPOONS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# nicely animated
clicked!
(londoner, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha
turn it up higher!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
I travelled among unknown men,
In lands beyond the sea;
Nor, England! did I know till then
What love I bore to thee.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Dance.
Dance magic dance.

*glees*

Talk about living the stereotype! I've got three American guests that appear to have come to England to watch television.
One is sitting by the breakfast buffet and has cowwed his way through a quarter of the croissants I have bought for the entire hostel!!!

EDIT: They only seem to want to watch American program(mes) so they can comment on how old they are.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Quoth Mr Trellis
'Shit!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Fat peeps in flannel shorts:P
No joke; this one guy has now got though seven croissants
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# SEVEN!?
Put on some QI and see if you can edjumakate them...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I just had to ask one to use a seat rather than lying right across the floor
blocking all people from coming on and out of the room.
In his defence he did manage to shift his weight so he was just blocking half the entrance one the other half on the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# You should point the webcam at them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I was thinking that.
I'm very tempted to buy one of the small webcams and train it on the room:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Tell them that if they like pastries so much they should really visit Baker Street
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# They got her at about 5pm last night.
They have'nt left the TV room yet. I've been trying to suggest things to do but TV seems more important.
They've probably done the same thing in each country they've visited
and they'll go home and claim to be well travelled:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
#
Well in all fairness, they *have* travelled...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I just discovered that one thought that using a plate
means you lean over the tray of cheese and ham when eating. The tray was so covered in pasty crumbs I hads to throw the whole lot out.
Grrr. They're really starting to piss me off now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I suggest you sit seething in the corner and continuing to post comments on b3ta
I'm sure they'll see the error of their ways

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Well it's cheaper that therapy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# After seven croissants they'll be positively saturated in smug-radiation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# What a waste of a journey!
My mum did the same in Mexico.. staying in a beautiful resort, the sun was shining...but NO lets sit in the room and watch TV all day.

/FFS blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Well there's worse. I got this review the other week. With the kitchen comment bare in mind we only have 30 beds.
The duty manager will not response and help to prepare hot water for you to make tea include breakfast time, you always fill up the kettle
yourself. Enjoy the breakfast in the reception office but there is not enough space for guests
to have their breakfast. The kitchen is very small and allowed 2-3 guests only @ the same
time. The fridge is not cool enough to keep food fresh, so that food always get bad not
more than 2 days.

EDIT: Both fridges are checked daily to ensure they're at the regulation 3c.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# if you think those reviews are bad, wait until after the London Bash...
*blackmails*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)
# You didn't go through the booking system:p
Plus you've given me a review already:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I have £50 here with your name on it for the room
when do you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# When you get here is fine:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# but they don't have television in england!
it's all villages and shit!

and like, some kind of crap old tiny car!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Our cars are quite big
Oh and they're called tractors.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)
# but they ain't no pointlessly stretched hummer
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)