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[challenge entry] my daughter is at the Paint Shop Pro again
after a little bit of preparation it is now ready for teh compo.

She's 11 by the way so no absolute rudeness please... I'd like her to be able to see comments on her work.


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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Argh!
and woo, lovely animation if extremely scary!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I did a little bit of "technical consultancy" for the animation
but you can bet this time next year she'll be flying solo.

Your girls' lego films were full of ROFL as well, maybe we have the future of British Cinema in our respective houses right now :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# That would be great :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Under two weeks left!
Sadly we can't use our own music at the pub though:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# if I brought along a very modest 'lounge background music' system, could we?
budget surround sound system for tiny PCs , a subwoofer the size of a biscuit tin...? I'm giving it to Kenny and Jessie for their Derby bash anyway... it has a 3.5mm jack input so anyone with an MP3 player or discman can power it, then all we need is 240 volts... ask o'Neills?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# They say they can't as they have no entertainment licence.
Something I happen to know casot 106 squid a year!

EDIT: I have just done some digging and the very fact that theyplay music in the pub demands they need an entertainment licence.
Plus I know one of the barmaids so I'll see what we can do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I will pay them the £2.05 it costs for tha tweekend if they're soo uptight :-)
what if we only play original music of our own devisings? I have at least 15 minutes of crap

oh p.s. it's not just 15 minutes of crap sounds. well it is. but not sounds of Craps.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I'll talk to them later.
I've got a 12 and 6 string that I'm sure we can put to good use at the barbie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# surely if they want 86 extra people (well perhaps 85 if you're a regular)
at your venue they can work out the bloody financial advantage.

Also, we will complain about their lack of entertainment licence which will cost them far more dearly in the long run.

I am a freelance journalist (well, I used to be) so we don't want to have to complain about having the entertainment facilities curtailed.

sock it to 'em, tin-tin

EDIT and I look forwards to seeing the world's first 18-string player at teh barbie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You want to check out Antonio Forcione
I worked with him about 8 years ago and he played a 42 string live:P Plus he used the body for full percussion:P

EDIT: Sorry my mistake. I did the maths and it was 50 string; it comprised of a 6 string, a 12 string and a Greek uze. Yes he did play them togeather:P

I would let you play with my baby but it was stolen a while back (Martin 00016GTE)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Surely you wouldn't need an entertainments licence for that Yourallgay track anyway.
As it's not commercial music and thus you don't need any royalty public playing based licence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It's not to do with the copywrite or the commercial value
It's a way that the council take an integral part of a situation and hold it to random.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I want my integral part held to random!
Hahahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Boo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Eek!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ITS THE QUEEN!
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahah, lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# RARRRR!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# if she had a cap
I'm sure she would doff it. Or Duff it, I'm not sure with street lingo these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Definately "doff".
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# crikey. fearsome work
have some more queenly fun in return

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ok, you win at lamps
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# sorry the pointing finger of shame
i had to do this

Photobucket
(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Is that pasanonic?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# woo!
Fine liquefying.

I want a baby, and i want it to photo shop!

Have a pea:

Photobucket

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Excellent!
A fine advertisment there for Crown Paints
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Thats wonderfull! and scary
Im envious of the gif making skills...

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# It's quite impressive that so young would know that HRH Liz is Spawn of the Slithith!
*unrudes*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
aaaaaaaarg
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Gah!
She's got some mad skillz yo! *jealouses*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# most creepy and excellent!
*clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# fantastic!
i'd watch it, she'll be making you look amateur in 18 months, tops.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# 9 months
I reckon.

With the proper encouragement

(readies My Little Pony crushing machine)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha!
fantastic! more of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# The Queen! The Queen!
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Most wonderful.
Definately a chip of the old block.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# thankee sir
now I just need to force feed her
fawlty towers The Goons Blackadder The Young Ones jack Dee Dylan Moran Black Books Fmaily Guy (already partly assimilated) Jackie Chan Jet Li Harry Enfield Kerrang radio 4 Stephen Chow Stephen King Clive Barker and Ben Elton before he bacame pedestrian and middle class. And Bagpuss and all of Dragonball Z.

Then she can do stuff just like her old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it's very nice, she should concentrate on developing a solid exploding style
every animation ends well with one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:37, archived)