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# I felt it bump against my ankles in bed...


So I looked down and there it was, making little tooting noises. I think I love it.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Fucking hell!
KILL IT! KILL IT HARD!

Welcome!

I cant work out whether it is potatoes or knees.

If its knees, your knees look like potatoes!

If it is potatoes, your potatoes look like knees!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That's no moo..*
oh, maybe it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah, youre probably right.
But I think it is still pretty freaky looking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *gains erection*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *hypnotised*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# That's no moon!
/obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I does have a potato that looks like persons....
i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/TomHazelgrove/DSCF1109.jpg
he stars in silly little stop motions....
www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/tater-gif_big.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# would
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
I have a dictator
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Give me your whiskey you bastard!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# none left
I couldnt keep up the supplies to suit my needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You bastard!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# how odd.
edit: looks at complete album
lols@SPN pictures
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# had it for 2 years,
he lived in my freezer and comes out for performances occasionally:)

Edit: Oh god, poor you. That pissbucket album is full of all the crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# some of them are hillarious
including some of the vanity shots.

Where did you get the bloke rooting the chick with the bean can on her back? Is it shopped?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
i just saw that as well, cornporn.

oh dear, don't go to the net page.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I thought the bottom of the same page was bad enough
the next page just makes me feel inferior.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# think I got it from an email ages ago
then b3ta being b3ta someone mentioned corn and porn in the same sentence so I had to upload and link it:)

well, I'm off to watch my movie again* mate.
have fun!
* and delete pics of self from pissbucket (got me all self concious now you cunt;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# arf!!
I'm admitting nothing but a picture of me may be on a condensed matter theory research group's website somewhere...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# i will track you down and expose you....
MARK MY WORDS!!!

Edit: OK, which one?....
www.physics.uwa.edu.au/__data/page/26262/IMG_4156.JPG
www.physics.uq.edu.au/people/mckenzie/images/ross%20B&W.jpg
www.physics.usyd.edu.au/cmt/CMT_group_photos/group_pix2006/new250707/cmt2007.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It would have been the last one if I bothered to show.
www.physics.usyd.edu.au/cmt/vac_sch.html
I'm one of the ones from 2008. near the bottom of the page
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# so close
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# you wanna take a guess at which is b3tan but not defeated?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
not a fine bunch to choose from. I'd admit to being sick that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# HOI!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# that is not very nice
people cant help the way they look
*wipes tea & snot off keyboard* :)

How you been mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I've been fine thanks.
bored as usual. I'm going for a round of golf.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Have you just mirrored someones arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# This was exactly
the first thought I had...


*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I thought it was.
*leaves b3ta till tommorow*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Nice!
Great user name...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I'll have you know we're not all pigs
Some of us are farmers.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Git orf moi interwebs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# not enough emphasis on the T.
practice with me now: int-er-webs. int-er-webs.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Inner webs... Inner webs GiT orf moi Inner webs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# PO-TA-TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The mouth breathing flesh lump ©
:All rights reserved
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# oh crap what is it?
oh well welcome to tuesday. shop us a kitten.

You get a surprise if you click your L-plate.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You've got two arseholes!
And they seem to have closed up.

Maybe you should think about seeing a doctor :|
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I would have said it had four
two on the top row, and two on the bottom row.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ah! I see your point
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Really?
*blushes*
*places cushion over groin*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# No reason to be shy
we're all friends here.


Two old men are sitting in deck chairs. One old man says "It's nice out isn't it?" The other old man says "Yes, it is, I think I'll take mine out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Fair enough.
*removes cushion*
*puts bow on it for effect*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# For something that's bordering on Nsfw
it's pretty good. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, etc.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Are the four anuses (ani?) tuned differently?
So it can play complicated chords and harmonies?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# LA CUCARACHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# The back of my brain is screaming 'NSFW NSFW!'
And the front is going 'hmmmmmmmmm'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# A sentient brain?
Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Are you going to inject me with windowlene?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Noons Cap'n
Would you like to be injected with windowlene?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hola
I don't think so. You do it first and then if it's nice I'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# prepares warm water and long tube...
anyone seen a mirror?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# INJECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Gently now
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# It is a fair point you make there
but there was a gif posted earlier which was quite blatantly tits and no-one said anything because it wasn't a newbie....

I just dont know anymore *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I wasn't here then.
And I'm not saying it IS, it just triggers the mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yeah I know,
But then you get that post by Pigeon Nipples up there and no-one says anything. Don't get me wrong, before I chucked in the work thing for a much more fun existence, I was worried about it. But I feel for other people innit....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I hid that post immediately.
SPN's not to be trusted when it comes to that sort of thing but mod am I not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# not safe for work
is defined as something the mods don't like or simply pick on because they have nothing better to do in their pissy little lives than overcompensate for not getting shagged. This is how images of John and Ono nude are SFW and a silly animation of crudely drawn tits is not.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# May I be the first to say
oooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh


Would you like to borrow my handbag, miss bitch? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I think I must concur with you young cap'n ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Sure, gives me something feminine to jerk off into
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# You sleep with four arseholes
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# go work in japan
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7379742.stm
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I want that job
only 780,000. what is he? a girl?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I love the fact that they didn't sack him.
It's more punishing making him come into work everyday, and see people whispering when he walks past them.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# True
but would you wqant to work with him?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hell yes.
I'd spend hours trying to figure out how to slip porn/sex references into meetings. "We may need a mass debate about this", etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# LOL
"Will you be taking this problem in hand?"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# oh come on
what the hell is it supposed to be?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# tell that to my boss who gave me a bollocking..twat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Don't let Russell T Davies see this
Or it'll be in the christmas episode of Dr. Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)