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haha that's ace.

Sorry to TJ, but this is really very fucking important. WHERE ARE WE GOING TO HIDE JOLLYJACK? :(

seriously though, this is a disgusting abuse of human rights.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

JollyJack?

It says nothing about squirrels...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

you see, I was insinuating that he like to draw seven year old girls with their limbs being ripped off

and a twelve inch black cock being rammed up their cunt.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

have you been at the specialist japanese comic section again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

does JJ draw kiddy pron then?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

you could genuinely question whether the characters having sex look too young

this is a dodgy law they are trying to bring in. Understandably to stop paedos, but when it comes down to one person deciding whether something that has been drawn by someone else is good or bad...... I'd be a touch worried if I'd drawn so many yiff tastic pictures with big man animals and soapy tits.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

so you're worried about your private collection then?

;)

ahhh.... *thinks about big soapy tits for a minute*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:33, archived)

When I heard it on the radio this morning I did immediately wonder if my B3ta folder needed checking

Gary Glitter images are probably out off limits now.

So not all bad :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

this bit confused me

The Obscene Publications Act makes it illegal to sell or distribute photos of child abuse but it is legal to own drawings and computer-generated images

i guess images are ok as long as you keep them to yourself.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

YEAH!

if i want to draw obscene pictures of child abuse i damn well will! and rape too! and CDCs!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

precisely.

I hope you weren't joking.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

midgets?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I agree

It's a breach of Article 10 of the European Convention - freedom of expression.

And I don't believe that people's morals should be outraged by drawings. There is no necessity to infringe civil rights.

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

ooh, happy b3taday!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Cheers Dave

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Eek! Don't burn your face!

edit: actually, it'd be the neck. Are you Jacob Dyer in disguise?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

I look like Barnaby Bear

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

this ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

well, if that comes in then

would get me arrested. if i lived in britain.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

she's not underage

that a midget in a dress.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

I may employ you instead

if Trellis, Trellis and Trellis prove to be extortionately expensive.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

But that's clearly a giant talking to a fully grown consenting adult

/Trellis Trellis and Trellis defence lawyers

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

I shall employ you when they come after me

so long as you promise to keep the nasty government off my back.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:37, archived)

Yeah, because that's totally enforceable.

Just let the government waste tons of money on totally unenforceable pseudolaws that help and hinder nobody. It won't be long before they're voted out so that the Cons can get back in, and that's when it's bye-bye England for my Captainy arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

*sigh*

Can I come with?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

I hope you like the Dutch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

Are they all like mediocre?

If so, I'm in!

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

i've not met an unpleasant dutch person yet

spreek engels aub :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

Every single Dutchie I've met has been a right wuvvums.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

meh

happy b3taday!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Thank you :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

can i come too?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Of course!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

Dibs on the top bunk :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

dibs on the other half of the top bunk!

top-and-tailing? you bet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

you sure?

my feet are awfully pongish

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

feet don't bother me

i must warn you, however, that i sleep nekkid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

wahey!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:44, archived)

i'll need somebody

to help me with my body lotion. i just can't seem to get it on my back properly...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tory's back would be a total disaster.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

I know this

You know this

But people are stupid.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

same crap different smell

I say remove the whole lot of em, they're too busy arguing with each other to run the country
One day they'll notice that when they put the price of petrol up - the price of everything goes up.... plus they should move parliament to the country.... maybe they'd understand how the real world works instead of sitting in the middle of london telling us how the country works.
I can't afford to go back and forth to work if petrol keeps going up :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Stephen Fry for PM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

And Charlie Brooker as a second to balance things out.

That should equalise the lovely to angry ratio nicely.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

^this

also

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

Ohhhh that's a great idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

^this

I think the only people allowed to enter politics should be people who don't want to.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:35, archived)

Hitch-Hikers fan.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

afraid not

only read one of them once, a long time ago.

If i stole this it was subconscious

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Others have said it too of course

that's just where I heard it first. The ruler of the universe is an old man who lives in a shack and talks to his cat, and speculates whether his cat thinks all these important visitors are coming along to sing songs to it. Then speculates whether they *are* singing songs to his cat and he merely believes they're coming to ask him what to do.

etc etc.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)

:D definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

my sentiments exactly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

This is true that possibly the only people who could be even vaguely fair and permissive governers are ultimately the people who wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.

People are fickle, if you try to be egalitarian they ask why their tax money is going to some subculture they dislike. A fair ruler would be always be hated.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

oh and they should be on mimimum wage also!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:52, archived)

you and me both, kiddo.

They may have got London, but if they take over the whole shooting match, I'm outta here.

Actually, I may be anyway, but that's another story.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

*doesn't think it would make that much difference because they are all inept cunts*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

very true,

but it was a promise I made to myself when Thatcher finally got spavined.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

I flatly refuse to live under a Conservative government again.

I may not remember very well all that happened last time, but I remember some of it, and also the problems it caused my family.

Not again. Not for me, not for my kids.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)

ha!ha!

You're not going to have KIDS!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

I most certainly am.

Four, if I'm lucky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:41, archived)

Future B3tan Breeding Program hi 5

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)

It'll make no difference whatsoever

If you seriously believe that New Labour and the Tories are different types of beasts then you should probably go and check the bestiary again.

/Has no real plans to return to the UK unless forced to by unemployment abroad

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:40, archived)

Or I could possibly continue to have my own opinions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

It is a fair point though.

As much as I despise the selfish, unempathetic, money hoarding, pitiless fucking taxi driver kind of cunts who will intentionally shit all over someone else just to get a silver penny, the conservatives are demonised to an extent which isn't really in proportion with how equally fucking selfish the Labour party and almost the entire populus is.

That sexual imagery law was brought in by new labour after all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)

Of course

Did I ever say anything different? By the same tune, I'm allowed my own opinions, and that's that the people currently in the Labour cabinet are exactly the same as the people who were in Major's last Tory cabinet. Same words, same policies, same lack of action.

That's my opinion. You're well entitled to your own, but you should perhaps quit being so defensive when there's no need.

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)

I'd disagree

with you. But then I'd have to explain myself, so I won't.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)

You don't have to explain yourself at all

That's the joy of posting about politics on an arts board. I can survive people having different opinions to me... :)

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boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)

*looks out of window*

...may I join the troupe?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

Come one, come all

to my vast future houseboat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

to on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

ooooh

i like what you've done with the place.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

re: the Cornwall thing I mentioned.

I have just got off the phone. I shall be replacing all the windows in my pal's sister's houseboat in 2 weeks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:43, archived)

mmmmm, floaty.....

*falls asleep on the deck*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

So things as innocent as this........

?

:O

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

goodbye XLVII, I loved having you here.

I have to call the police now.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

*raids links page*

What's that? A 9 year old crossdressing boy spluffing all over the floor?

You're going away for a long time Tommy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

oh fuck, I forgot about that :\

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:32, archived)

I would probably have to blank my entire harddrive if that law actually comes in (which it clearly never will).

Imageboards are forever being spammed by really borderline or just plain illegal sexual imagery of which the thumbnails are all shoved in some temp file somewhere.

Joy

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:36, archived)

So this is a law that gives power to trolls too. Excellent.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:38, archived)

*panics*

*burns office*

Ooops, another fine mess you got me into....

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Pfffft

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XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

no, no, you've got it all wrong.

it's kiddie FIDDLING, not kiddie FISHING.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:34, archived)

pfffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

can't come soon enough.

fuck the yiffers and the perverts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:28, archived)