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# Have an afternoon spack


(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *falls over*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Weird.
It almost looks as if it's moving.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# 'lo meester
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hello there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *group hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *fondles bumcheeks*
Oops, sorry mofaha.

No, hang on, they're mine...

Dave, where on earth is your arse?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# no, no, the earth IS my arse . . .
no the earth IS my arse . . .well about the same size


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *fits*
*froths at mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Lovely, I could stare at this for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# i think that's the plan
*stares for hours
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know about you
but I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to purchase this boy's product.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i want to purchase a boy
i've been turned by its hypnotic powers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You can get them for 60p a day through World Vision.
Their delivery service is piss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahahaha
my grandmother once asked me "have you a boy to run errands for you in your office?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# pfffft
office slaves plz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *sells 'product'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ebanned.com
Unless it doesn't exist any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# NSFW
*saves for later
*starts barcoding 'product'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Christ, it's always porn with you people!
What I'd give for a bomb load of biplanes to go off and really liven this shit up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# that doesn't make sense
lucky yr pretty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# It's not ALWAYS porn with me.
Sometimes it's cake. Sometimes I'm asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# It won't be porn anymore once I gatling gun your shins off.
FrroooowwwwwwwrrrrooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeDUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGA
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# It will, it'll just be stumpy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Must ... buy ... cakes ... for ... Penultimate ... Straw
*zombie-style lumber to the shops*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Levels . . . many levels . . .
eye feel levels of levels . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Goood!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I AM CROCUS FEET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# do not adjust your set, we control the horizontal, we control the vertical
you are now entering, the twirly zone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# blast i was about to say something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Surely you should have used the intro to The Twilight Zone instead of The Outer Limits?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# cant help but think of simpsons:
"Hey look, I can see my voice! blup blup blup blup blup! Thiiisss isss my voice on Teee Veeeee..... Heheheeh"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# there might be a monster or a freaky mirror
these are just examples, it could be something much better
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# That's fantast......
*thud
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
Must. Buy. Washing Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# gordon... brown... for... life....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *brain dribbles out of ears*
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# my face hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)
# now i have a nosebleed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# My eyes, ,my beautiful eyes!
and by that I mean wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Wheeee...
Makes my eyes drool.
(eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)