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# One for the medical geeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *bangs head on table*
i shouldn't understand this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# well banging your head is a sure way to stop understanding things
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I have a better way.
Home trepanation, done by captain doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yay trepanation
Better than a hole in your head
No
Wait


hello cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Wotcher sir.
Good news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Good news
Trepanation is available on the NHS?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# If he attaches a drill to the table, he could combine banging with treppaning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Trepanation, not cut-price lobotomy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# the first lobotomy
was done with an ice pick

no really it was - yay for kitchen tools as surgical instruments
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# the local lord and his wife are fans of this practice
they are well knows for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I really would like to see one done live.
I've seen footage, but it's not the same. I want to see the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# seen an autopsy
it was meh after the first few minutes of palpitations.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I have too, well, on DVD. Some Japanese dude, not Gunther Von Haagen (is that his name? I forget)
Beautiful, I thought it was. I love a bit of that sort of stuff though, the body's such a fascinating piece of kit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# over in Florence is the Specola (sp?) university and museum
in there they have 16thC wax anatomical models of bodies in various states of "open-ness" all very artisically done, and unbelievably realistic. If you ever get the chance to go there, I HIGHLY recommend it

edit: this is it
www.museumsinflorence.com/musei/museum_of_natural_history.html
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I've seen pictures, they're spectacular if they're
the ones I'm thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# you can go to them anytime here
there's a big anatomy school in the centre of town, and students are free to drop in and watch.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I don't see the attraction
It's quite boring, slow and a bbit yucky. but it's just a human body. being a scientist and a conventional type must mean I don't get as much of a hard-on about blud and guts as you do.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I don't get a hard on about it
I just like seeing the inside. I barely do, most of the time I can only see the outside of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahah you mentalist.
you'll need to join in if you want to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Oh I'm all up for helping out
not being drilled though. Well, not now. I've no need for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# but it will release demons and get rid of headaches.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Are you saying I'm posessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# either that or you need a proper drilling

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# You deserve a high five for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hey, cap'n
where have you been? You're falling off the Board_stats page
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Busy.
Plus I got a bit arsed off with the bitchiness round here, thought I'd give it a wide berth for a bit. But everyone seems friendly today though. Well, so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14, archived)
# bitches?
where?

lemme attem.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# All around, chicken.
The internet's the place for keyboard warriors.

I just get a bit tired of the 'being a cunt for it's own sake' thing sometimes. I don't know, maybe I've got my grown up head on too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Uhoh
Are we in for an afternoon of loveliness and lolcats?
think I'd better bitch slap someone and then go do some work
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Nah, I've got no images here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Time I did some real work
Laters

Be good, no fighting and tidy your rooms while I'm out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I think some people are cunts because they can't help it.
They are just cunts. Manley, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Aw...
He's just misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# yes
my school didn't teach cuntish. That'll be the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:24, archived)
# you're tougher than that m'am!
don't let the buggers get to you
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# if buggers do get to you
Clench
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
#
clench Relax
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *chinese bums*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Only if you put petrol on it
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# swiss rolls
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# if you push em down hills
How do you make a maltese cross?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:21, archived)
# colonise the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# fuck off, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# See, I know you love me, so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I never knew this existed!
My quote: "WOUNDS LOL!" D:
I also never knew I posted quite so much.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:20, archived)
# some sort of necrosis of finger where they turn to carbon?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hardening/calcification of arteries, i thought
but I figure the first things to go are the extremities, as with a lot of circulatory illnesses
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# lepreosy, i'm not half the man i used to be!
all my parts are falling off of me,
since i contracted, leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I feel a bit sick
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hang around an ink well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)
# It's probably not as bad as this
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=142852&in_page_id=2
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:28, archived)
# that's GOT to be fake!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# His bark is way worse than his bite !
Too much Java . . . man !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)