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# Mel Rembrandt, at your service...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Class!
Right there ^
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Oh my WORD that's wonderful.
If you get a chance, could you do a Timothy Spall one? His face makes me so very, very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# captain, my captain!
where the hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Busy and annoyed
But ici je suis, never fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i'm very excited at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# How come, chikadee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# got the date for my operation!
it's next month, but it's been moved from the hospital in macclesfield to the hospital in hull, which is another 2 hours away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# YAY!
Ah well, travel's travel, innit? It'll all be worth it.

I'm dead chuffed for you, schnookums.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *glees*
this time next year, i'll be in a bikini that doesn't make me look like i should be on a seaside postcard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I am very, very jealous.
*gets back on rowing machine grumbling*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i'm looking forward to the morphine
but i'm not looking forward to 2 weeks on a liver reduction diet. nothing but fruit teas and bovril.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Ah, that sounds a bit horrid.
It's worth it though, love! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# i've got different sized members of my family
saving all their old clothes for me, as i should go down about 2 sizes a month for the first 4 months
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I've got lots of stuff if you need it.
Sizes 18 and 20, if you can make any use out of it. Either that or I'm going to make a magnificent quilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
quilts are great! i make patchwork knitted blankets, just finished a baby blanket for my sis, the twins are due any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Fantastic!
I need to relearn how to knit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Just for you Captain...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *cuddles monitor*
You're a stunning human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# timothy spall rocks hard
especially as beano in Still Crazy. God i love that movie
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# And his son's really quite fit.
Especially in SotD when he's carrying a bit of extra weight.

But yes, did you see him recently on that food and family thing with Nigel whatshisface? He was so bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# which character in SotD?
i didn't see that actually, though i can imagine what he'd be like :) i loved him as the Beaver in Lion the witch and the wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Noel, the one with the mobile phone.
Phones off Noel, this isn't a social gathering.


Him.


He's also the one that says 'Everyone and their mums is packin' round 'ere' in Hot Fuzz.

Edit: oh, you haven't seen it. Silly! Edit edit: Oh, you didn't see the other thing. Never mind me, I'm getting confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# he's fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# To me he is. It's the grin he does.
He's better a bit overweight though, IMO.

www.troikatalent.com/images/small_images/Spall_Rafe.jpg

That's him normally. Still nice but not *as* nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# you have all of the talents, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Mel Smith..
Has he ever been funny?

Proabably marginally funnier than Lenny Henry..

*Nice shopping btw*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# 0_0
What??????
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Never really liked Smith and Jones..
Maybe its just me.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# If you'll forgive me saying (and you probably won't)
I would have to suggest it may well be you. But I could be wrong.

/trying not to be an unholy arse blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Oh go on, be an arse...
You're always nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *arses*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Well,
I *have* been told....., ahh, but that's a story for another day.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Hmm? Told what?
Who are you, Johnny Segment? I want to know now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *gets all secretive*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I forgive you..
I have to,
otherwise I'll go to hell..


(and have to watch Smith and Jones repeatedly)

*Runs*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# them's fighting words
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Christ, Ive done it now..
Oh Shizer..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# He's not on Dylan Moran's level
but that's mightily unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# a blue, salty bulb
lolling on your tongue...
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# His satisfied little smurf lip-smacks
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# probs the most disturbing piece of stand up i've heard
and that's after seeing jason rouse uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WNRrodgBEhk NSFW!!! in jongleurs bow. me and the missus were pissing ourselves laughing, mostly at the shocked faces of the women from her work on our table 'i cant believe he just said that'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I always like those Visa ads he did
they were hilarious*

*may contain lies... just when is Colins Sandwich coming out on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Win.
Right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# oh, most excellent sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Cheers...
Steve, as is your Adolf Bean :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# why, thankie you, Sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Does anyone have my Adolf Blackadder image?
I lost it. :(
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Oh thats good. . .Woo to pic!

for Barryheadwound :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# \o/
Fo' shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that is wonderful
and it makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Hehe
Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I do rather like that.
TJ (a bit)

Can anyone with a knowledge of art help me out? I've been trying to identify a painting, and can't remember what it is or by whom.

It's impressionist, and shows a (Russian? French?) nobleman crossing the street with his daughters. He's wearing a top hat. What's notable about it is that he's leaving the frame: the artist has deliberately set out to make his oil-painting look something like a photorealistic scene (give or take).

It's hanging in the Hermitage in St Petersburg at the moment, but I think it's French. Any ideas?

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# sorry mate
i had a look to see if i could find anything, but alas i failed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Thanks
I've been trawling on and off for ages, but can't for the life of me come up with it.

Your reward for the effort awaits in Heaven. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that Sir, is fucking ace!
Now, do something with Griff Rhys Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Will do...
...Wasp.*Puts thinking cap on*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)