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# Mighty Nibus made me do it

Due to the increasing fuel prices I have been forced to go in to advertising to supplement my wages
Click here for the first fruits of my labour, an exclusive commision for Nurofegg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha braw

takes ten..urgh

now make something for heart burn! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# heart burn is cured by having firemen squirt their white load down your throat
Or so the advert on telly would have me believe


Quick! report it to the Daily Mail!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# oddly i was thinking exactly the same thing
it's crying out to be meddled with
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# haha!
Oh my goodness. I haven't seen or heard about this advert, but it is WRONG!

/Daily Mails
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ah Josephine!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I have never seen or heard of this advert,
but I think it should be banned!

EDIT: Bugger! -D- beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# That YT ad is fucking superb, sir
*uber clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
Needs more elevator-type music ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# couldn't find any I liked so had to settle with some edited down Mr Scruff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# your SCIENCE is bang on, though...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It does explain one thing..

Why a good fried egg toasty sandwich will take my hangover pains away!

YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That is really most Woofull!
and worth of a lol


Well Done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ^ this

I'm glad somebody finally explained all this to me!!

haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# haha
did you have to use a creepy robotic voice, though? goddamn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I fell in love with her dulcet tones :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Anyone who thinks that those synthesised voices can't be used well needs to listen to this:
www.ejeson.se/mahoney/mp3-files/c64-remixes/Mahoney%20-%20BoulderDash%20%28Commodore%2069%20mix%29.mp3

It even uses that particularly annoying squeaky synth voice you always hear, to great effect.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *bookmarks for later perusal*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
what in fuck's name??

*clicks uber-hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# unexpected egg!


oh and most woosome. didnt mean to be rude was rewatching that ad over and over
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Umm

I would say the unexpected dog food surrounding said egg and then iced with chocolate icing is uunexpecting enough for anyone.. *runs to find bucket*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# so this is what you hinted at
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha :)
Was that what you needed advert music for?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Marvelous
Have a sausage size click
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Haha!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha
1000 internets for you!

best video ive seen in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# magnificent stuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha
BRAW!

does it work on whiplash?

it's a shame for you, do they do a veggie version? i expect it wouldn't be as effective in killing pain withing out the meaty bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# There are Quorn Scotch Eggs, they are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# i expect it's still not quite right
in the pain relief department.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hahahah this for the motherfucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaah
That is something else!

WoO Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahahah yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)