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No Stoping me

(Philip_newzealand, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

What's going on?

Is it tuesday toap hour?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

did he mean to write stoping?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

That's a very important question

and one that needed to be asked.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

stope (stp)

n.
An excavation in the form of steps made by the mining of ore from steeply inclined or vertical veins.
tr.v. stoped, stop·ing, stopes
To remove (ore) from or mine by means of a stope.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

Marie stopes, apparently

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

yep, she does.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

good old bit of industrialised stoping

good thing to spend a tuesday doing

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

2. A sexually deviant practice

involving 3 men, one woman, a goat, a corkscrew and a garlic crusher.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

That's me on Wednesdays

Never knew it was called that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

In the Netherlands

it's called trijskeep

waits for you to tell me that's a real word

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahaha reminds me of krijtstreep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)

how dare you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)

Not...

...schoolkrijt? Shame, I may need to eat some of that soonish! :)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

for the life of me I can't work out how a sexual practice involving 3 men on woman, a goat, a corkscrew and a garlic crusher is deviant

but then I am naked and smeared in brie right now

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

Clearly the combination is not deviant per se

But they've actually crushed some garlic with that fucker! I mean, Jesus!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

poor squished garlic, it never stood a chance

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

I misread that as gaelic!

that would just be sick

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

urgh, that's too much

even for me

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)

He meant "no sTOAPing me"

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

Yeah there is

*ignore*

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

ok, enough now

put them in the same thread at least.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

BOOO

no i dont want to HUFFFF

(Philip_newzealand, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

go back to south africa

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

yeeehhh go baaaack, you Belgian atheist booo

*throws rotten fruit*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

woah there!

calm down dear boy... give people half a chance, and maybe stick some of these in the same thread in future?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

anything else you want to post?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

don't encourage him !

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

gahhh threadrush

slow down, blinky!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

slow down phil

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

I think you are going to make yourself quite unpopular by doing this

I am hovering by the bunker, ready to dive in.
I have Hula Hoops.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

I have lube!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

Quincy is getting agitated as well...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

Yes, in fact there is.

*skullfucks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

OMG PLEASE STOP DOING THIS YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE

hello b3ta, you are all wearing smashing blouses today :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

overreaction?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

yes your reply seems to have missed the point by a country mile :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

as long as it was my reply and not me

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

thank-you!

pity i forgot to put trousers and pance on again.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

At least your shoes match your blouse nicely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

of course!

can't be done any other way!
*trips*
damned high heels!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

i am wearing brains

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

*eats*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

you've already had some

I saw them in your beaker

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

BRA^AA_AAINS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

\o/ yay

edit: Bloody hell, Happy b3taday you dutch weirdo!!!! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

Cheers mate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

I yam waering a toga

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

As long as it's smashing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

Want me to take my blouse off and expose my sexy hairy moobs?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

Now isn't that a stupid fucking question

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

*tears off blouse*

*jiggles*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

grrrr

Now make 'em rotate anti-clockwise

*throws euros*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

*jiggles other way*

and the peice de resistence!
*counter rotation moobs, left one anticlockwise, right one clockwise*
*sweet smiles*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

I love the smacking sound they make when they meet in the middle

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

I'll poor some cream on it to make it squelchier

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)

Well,

I'm spent.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

Glad I could help

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

smashing thanks

how are you squire?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

Not too bad ta - was going to go on a coffee break but got stood up by a work colleague

So I sit and drink coffee on b3ta :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

well, could be worse then!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

my post dropped of the bottom for this

happy?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

haha just spazzed back

Top Pimpery

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

ha ha

get over it

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

I CAN'T

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

get under it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

GET DOWN

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

SO-OO high you can't get over it

so-oo low you can't get under it now...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

the bastards

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

IKNOW

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

eep

i just went to show my mother my amazing creation and its been heaved right down already how cruel that she had to wait for such magic

(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

my Instrument is Gu Zheng

dont know the english name

but i think ive ever sent you the music!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

you can go back a page

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

*offers tissue*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

good morning ladies (rubs own legs hard) and gentlemens (rubs own legs but not in so vigorous a manner)

what is happening on this fine fine day?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

cats are doing usual life

Fred Titmus is darning a teacosy
and Portugal has been stolen by broccoli again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

you'd think portugal would be strapped down more securely after all these years

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

I'm going for more coffee

want me to bring you one?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

if by coffee you mean tea, or sexy wimmins

then yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

bugger all

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

Tea. Wagon Wheels.

Wanton leg rubbing.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

Wanton Wagon Action Tiem!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

WWAT

Acronym Tuesday.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

and now it's Rampant Raining Watery Washout time

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)

I'm not telling you

unless you rub harder

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

if I rub harder there will be fire!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

As well as being a cunt, you dropped this...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

Comes to something when I'm judging other people

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

Naughty, naughty,

smackie handies!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)