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[challenge entry] spastic

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Haha
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# The menu goes off the screen!
*click*
(__, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That's because it's a 'special' satnav
*nods sagely*

*clicks*
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# hehe :)

needs more pie chips and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# And..
cake.
(cactusrob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *orders two*
One for my car and one for my mobility scooter.

Click.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Lovely.
"To the patent office!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hehe, very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# It would be funny if it wasnt true.
There was an American satnav on top gear the other week that defaulted to that. The world is fucked.
(barandis, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# though that could have comic effect
like the bmw satnav clarkson used that defaulted to poland
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Yes but that is TV bollocks.
Mine defaulted to home and was much easier to use ( the I drive system ) than top gear would show. Even Clarkson has admitted that this car is the best car ever produced ( in terms of overall vehicle )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# we're looking at getting an M3 here at the moment.
i don't see the point of them personally. I find BMWs hideous
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# hehe.
That would be a personal choice. I've had 2 M3's. An original import ( 1 of 500 ) left hand drive and a later E36. I think they are the same as ford escort RS's now. driven by dickheads.
I'm on my second M5 and it is without doubt the best saloon car ever made and the second most fun to drive ( the most fun sits next to it in the garage )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i've been making the case that it would be much better to get a Merc
they're nicer looking and people won't automatically assume you're a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I've had
a Merc 320E Elegance and trust me, they don't come close. I've driven an AMG SEC 500 which is about as close Merc can get to the M5 and it's not even close.
I had a Merc 300SL, it's like a rowing boat.
You can't judge a vehicle until you have had to pay for it with your own cash. That's why I have had 2 M5's and 2 Skylines with my new GTR on order.
I know it's subjective and biased but I can assure you that beyond the SLR I don't believe Mercedes make a car that excites me as much as I am when I look at my old tub.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I had a car once
but then it turned out there was a hole in the engine so it got towed away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i have a car
no license though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# What sort of car?
Can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# nissan micra
and my sister drives it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Lovely car. cant deny that
Even if it isnt default, the fact that there is a fat bastard setting on the satnav in the first place is bad enough
(barandis, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# The Lord is your saviour and you must be
burned at the stake

ive made arrangements and if you dont mind we thought we would use your fire for a bbq after

sorry and all that but you have been chosen - we could start the bbq earlier and feed you a sausage as you burn
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Brilliant!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *:D*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# well, at least it won't send you down narrow lanes

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)