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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)

what if i look like that already....

will you make me more human?
woo btw :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

well if i can make a man look like

a woman i can make you look human :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)

who you made look like a what now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)

man2woman

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

no offense to that fella

but he's wearing too much makeup and those ear rings... no
edit : and he's missed a bit when shaving...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

hehehe

true :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

That still scares the living bejesus out of me.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)

mwahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

Who's that, Rev?

Rev?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

dunno

just some bloke :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Just checking it's not a B3tard before I say...

The odd thing is the man looks like a lady in the first one and in the second he looks like a man trying to look like a lady.
Confused? Me too :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Thinking the exact same thing

It's not you, right, Jesse?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

well thats what I was trying to say but i was trying not to shout

ARGH! YOU PLANKER! GET A LESS GIRLY HAIRCUT AND LEARN HOW TO SHAVE AND STOP WEARING PAT BUTCHER EAR RINGS AND MAKEUP! but I thought i'd be subtle :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

*hands over medication*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

yay sweeties!

....p.s. that image is flapping ~~huge~~linked! yay! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

sorry didnt realise it was so big

/vicar to the choir boy :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

are you saying i look like a lady?!

pffft

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)

*cuts off face* Can I be included now?

*cuts off arms*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)

yeah

just e-mail me a pic :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

I HAVE NO ARMS - I CANNOT POSSIBLY TAKE A PIC.

An altered, or unaltered pic?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

unaltered

is bestest! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

*glues your arm to your face*

mwnahahaha its an arm with a face!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

IT'S SCUTTLING AWAY!

*cuts off legs*
GO GO DISEMBODIED LEGS!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

uhoh they have no faces!

*watches them fall over*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

Well this was a RUBBISH idea.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

*draws eyes on them*

GO GO GO!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Dead B3tards?

Or B3tards doing dead anyones?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)

B3tans

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)

This is a pointless argument

That's bindun to death.
Evening M3 :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

b3tans deadified! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

Aah

Well you *did* me and here I am 6 months down the line with a swollen belly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)

you preggers??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

i am

no wait... i mean hungry

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

i'm always hungry

at the moment :( i dont know why!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

maybe your preggers?

or have a tape worm? eating for two...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

maybe a snake

that i swallowed as a baby many years ago!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)

hmm thats something i've not tried actually....

I wish i lived near that exotic meat place again :( snake was on the menu! ...mind you some of the hot dogs around here are probably made from them...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)

hahaha

probably - i'd love to try other meat - but itd probably just taste like chicken :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

may i recommend the wild boar

mmmm bacon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

snake tastes like rabbit

only much drier. it's edible with sauces or in a stew, but on its own, it's like meaty sawdust.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)

*sigh*

now i'm even hungrier :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)

I am probably full of teh Jaffa Cake

but there is definitely no baby in there.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)

phew

thought i was in trouble then ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

howdy

i read your sig as "blowing the jam in my mind" and i thought raspberry jam - blowing raspberries :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

now I want jam

and ice cream

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

today i have eaten 5 sausage rolls

1/2 a litre of smoothie
1 family size packet of crisps (220g)
a king size twix
and 3 cups of tea
and 3 blue ribbons and 1 rhubabarb and custard boiled sweet thing
and i'm still hungry :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

today i have eaten

3 cups of vegetable tea-like stuff.
that is all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

onion gravy mmmmm

i have watercress soup downstairs... from my own pond... its grown in fish poop... hmm do i really want to eat it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)

i wish it was onion gravy, i love that stuff!

you eat veg, don't you? that's grown in horse shit and chemicals that would make shit seem like a pleasant alternative!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

ahh good point

...i do try grow my own veg... (organic poultry manure...) the ants are enjoying the veg at the moment... not to mention the slugs and the snails... (but my frogs are eating those! yay!) at the moment i've got 1/2 a tub of chives and 2 gloves of garlic that they've not munched into yet! and I don't know why I planted mint, i don't like mint!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

the little bastards have ruined all my spuds

but my onions, spring onions and carrots are doing fabulously!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)

you should grow spuds in a dustbin

*nods*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

but then

i'll have nowhere to house my grouch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)

The plants on my balcony are being steadily devoured by aphids.

I'm fighting back against the little buggers though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)

get some ladybirds

that'll teach the little fuckers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

At the moment I'm just fighting them mano-o-mano.

They're only really on my mint and tarragon, and I don't use them too often.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)

well if they're only in low numbers

you should be fine to deal with them yourself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)

I read your post of a few days ago

and was horrified.
I know you are "under the hospital" but What you are doing is preparing your body for starvation mode if it's not there already.
The minute you start eating normally you are going to pile on weight like you've never seen before.
Controlling starvation is a lovely thing you have power you have control and it's not something that is easily given up.
Years down the line I still long for that feeling of control and I doubt it will ever leave me.
Starvation fucks up your mind and it's a long haul to get back your sanity.
Doctor or no doctor.
Sorry to sound so harsh but I really want to push my point.
Gaz me if you want.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)

i know starvation is a bad thing

but unless i stick to this bloody liver reduction diet, they'll refuse my surgery. as i'm having a gastric bypass, i won't be able to eat very much afterwards anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)

Did you choose gastric bypass over a lap band?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)

yes

it seems the best option for me in the long run.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)

sounds serious

good luck and all that :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)

thanks

it's keyhole surgery, i should be home on saturday with any luck.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)

Have some fruity stuff

for longer lasting satisfaction.
All you've done is eaten sugar-rush food.

Now hand over ALL your choccies to me for safe-keeping :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)

I live in a country where there is no clotted cream

It may sound trivial but after a while it gets to you it really does.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

what is clotted cream?

dairy doesn't agree with my insides...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)

It comes from the west country

and it's really thick and erm clotted and contains probably 100% saturated fat.
It is divine.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)

kinda like cheese then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)

Well you're just a big silly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

its how my mind works unfortuantly

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

ta for the name change lover

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)

welcome oh lover boi

i must have been drunk /high / asleep when i wrote your name last time :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)

You are far too good at these :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)

yeah well your too good

at surreal drawings :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)

Hell yeah!

Is it okay to send you picture, even though I've been zombie'd by Cpt. Wow?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)

sure thing!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

Alrighty

coming right up then :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)

Awesome.

I want in!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

woo

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)

fank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

that's mighty fine

I've just emailed you my fizzog.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)

thank ya sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)