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# Help from you lovely b3tards...
I woke up the other morning and decided that, as I'm talented and creative, I want to be a web designer! Woo! So, could you please find it in your heart to point me in the right direction for courses, etc? I can't give up my job, so an online course or night school might be better. Please PM me any information.

Many thanks folks!

Monders.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Phew, so I'm not the only braindead person today!
Thank you for making me feel better. but beware, here be monsters...
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# The web has already been designed.
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Hahah
Good answer
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Go bum yourself.
Or google it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Or google self-bumming
Best of both options
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# start with the FAQ
some good learnin' there
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Here's some advice
before posting a message read the FAQ and think about whether you should be posting a new message or putting your comment as a reply to someone else.

Non-picture threads are frowned on around here - that's what /talk is for.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# fuck off you cretinous shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# OK so
glad we could have helped you.

If you need any more help, just let us know.

KTHXBYE.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Here
Try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Or maybe
This
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# i love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# That may be the case
But I'd keep that kind of info private, were I you.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# this shirley....
NSFW?

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# i sat through
50 spins then had an astma attack from laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# we're no stranges to love..
you know the rules and so do iiiiiiiiii...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i suggest you use...
learn friggin direct
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# *Suspicious of purple link
when he knows full well he's never visited Learn Direct*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# sush you
its the learn direct in isle of horses
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# horses for courses?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# courses for horses
shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I feel all fluffy tonight
You will be flamed if you post a thread with no picture and that's what has just happened.
Create something yourself post it and then ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ...and you'll be ignored instead of flamed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# result
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Whoops!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Lesson 1 <img src="url of image you created">
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)