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# Oooohhhhhh my first ever B3ta post!
Right then....... under 50k, Check....... 280 pixels longest side, check........ Idea that has probably been done before leading to the question 'is this yours', check...... Crudely drawn comic penis, check!


(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Nice!
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a skateboarding kitten, shop a lolchair, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# 'ning Barbara
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 'ning Margaret
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You're 100% safe...
Which regular are you?

/and welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# 'ning ARCHIE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Thanks and hello all.
Nope! not a regular, Just actually read the FAQ. Though I am on a few other forums under the same name so someone may recognise me!

I'll be sticking around but my contributions may be few and far between as I don;t get much free time!

Thanks for the warm welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# pfff not much free time
I hope you don't mean "I actually do work"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I make it look like work
but generally its wandering around with a camera teling people I know what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^ Would
"Si o doom" that is...

Welcome n00b, pull up a keb/-\b and shop a Barbarossa!

* Shows the n00b my Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *curls up in corner and starts rocking back and forth
Find a happy place......... find a happy place.....

Hullo wobbly bloke......and hullo wobbly bloke cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Just to disturb you even more.
I am the k3b/-\b you're supposed to pull up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Sit on a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# 'Ning Zacharias
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Howdiedoodie
bbb.

*waggles spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# oooooh
*is hynotised*

what is thy bidding master?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Quiet man!
(possibly woman) can't you see he's waving a spoon! This is important!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# never been called possibly woman before
must be the fishnets I put on today

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You could at least have
taken the fish out first.

*fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# stop carping on and show me the spoons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Spoon?
There is no... hey, at least wait until I'm finished.

Aw.
You've spoilt the mood now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# but... but
you said there were spoons

*stands holding limp haddock*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# That, or the lipstick was just a tad too much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I did wonder....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# haha welcome
you get a "I'VE READ THE FUCKING FAQ YOU NAZI CUNTS" badge

er, if there was one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hee hee this
*quickly designs badge*


*is lying - can't be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahah hello freebs
if I had a quid for every idea I'd had that I couldn't be arsed to realise



I'd have about £4.61
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# it's your round!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# great
gin & tonic for me, that leaves 82p for your gallon of Elliman's Horse Embrocation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *downs in one*
mmmmm Embrocationny.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# you charlie watts?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# you want bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yo
Pull up in a Sinclair C5, shop a jellyfish, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hooray!
You win an award!

Welcome, kitten, chair, shop etc!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# excellent. The board needs more of this good spirits
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I'll have a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hello and welcome!

Please work on the crudeness of your cocks.
This one is the spitting image of my own sex cock.
Only much, much smaller, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# SEX COCKS
best of all the cocks
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hey hey
pull off the quo like a slalom penis skiier, unleash a kitten on a basket of fishes etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# if you feel the need to ensnazzen yr profile
www.b3ta.com/bpma/ this may be of use
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i named it newbie tuesday in reference to this song
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# We're full circle.
Right, someone close up the internet and turn off the lights.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Really? Well now, I'd never have guessed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# welcome to b3ta! shag a stool, eat a kitten, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It doesn't have to be 280px longest side
but it's nice that you thought so.

I think about 500px wide is the largest you could get away with without people shouting BIGGAR.

The 'rule' is that if you make it 280px wide it will fit on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)