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# Ning, peeps.
This weekend, I have been mostly drawing brothels....

I think I'll pen a pic of Chloe the'day.
What should the busty lass get up to?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Scrabble.
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# And the letter tiles are made of meat
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ^this
ten times over.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# and the board is a japanese school girl
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# battleships
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# YOU SUNK MY SCRABBLE SHIP
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# YAY! Boardgame crossovers FTW!
Anyone fancy a game of Monopoly Persuit?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Nope, but I'll give you a game of Trivial Chess if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'll just dig out my Cluedopoly
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# E 5
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:15, archived)
# miss
C4
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# HIT!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mind numbing paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# The horizontal bars in teh furry olympic gymnastics event
EDIT - Oh, and when was the last time you went into a brothel? 1876?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# WHY DO YOU SAY THE'DAY
YOU NEVER EXPLAIN WHEN I ASK
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Because.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# belm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# drawing you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# RECURSION
(__, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# something that involves her big floppy chebs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Chloe visits the breast cancer van.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Is that like the butcher's van
C]:0\\


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Always hopeful, eh?
Sort of.

Oh Mr Hat, I am so iiiiiill. Coughing, headachy, now bumbadness. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *passes steaming mug of extra-caff DTH brand Bazoo!-sip*
poor you


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I might die. If I do, you can have my hats.
I've got a big wooly one, a purple beret, a black trilby and a tricorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:22, archived)
# and bras?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I was thinking recycling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOLgdGWZ_g
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# No youtube at work, love
what's the premise?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:18, archived)
# big boobs, smush beer can
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I think that could be a bit painful
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# bet i could do it
I fail the pencil test - with a pencil case!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Since I lost a lot of weight
I've lost a bit of boobage as well. Not nearly as hefty as they used to be. My back's loving it, but I'm a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# don't be sad,
think how wonderfully taut your buns must now be
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Me barmcakes are like boulders.
Kuh-juuuh *flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# (link may not work)
www.jahozafat.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Star_Wars"e=impresiv.txt&file=impresiv.mp3

the only tight part of my body right now seems to be the lower right side of my back, making me do over the top loud breathing whenever I move 'uuuh ' etc
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hhaha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# small branch of WH Smith
/Victoria Wood


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yeah, probably me too
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Aww! *hugs*
*gropes a little*

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Cor!
That's super! That! Right there! Super!

'ning!

Chloe versus the tumble-drier

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# fixing the broken bannisters in that brothel
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Now you mention it...
Something naughty with Sky/Sabre Kitty, in a place like this. With hidden links.

Prease do this. She is my favourite.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:19, archived)
# It's my birthday today, and it's a pretty shit one.
Maybe a nurse to cheer me up?
or a cake? or a CAKENURSE?
Sally would also be nice.

that'll be all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Is it really your birthday
or a fake birthday that would lead to cake nurses?

Happy Cakenurse/birth day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# not at all, it is a genuine real birthday.
a shit one, but a real one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# A shit one?
Can't be all bad surely. Today's cake day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# that is true.
i'm probably thinking it's shit because it's monday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Ah yes. Monday.
The shoe in the porridge that is your weekend
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hey, yours too?
congrats!
I second that cakenurse vote.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# You as well?
Happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# well omg rats to you too then!
and thanks to everyone who replied below.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Enjoyable Umbilical Cord Severance Anniversary!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Have a happy birthday anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# yes, have some
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Trying to put on a training bra:P
Why do wimmin get training bras?! It not as if there's much to train when they get them.
It should be the guys that have them! Learn early how to get the fukkahs off before the poor lass dies of old age.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I find a sharp kitchen knife works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:42, archived)
# What?
Instead of a bra?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# That is very nicely done.

Re Chloe: no good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ning JJ
Chloe up a tree.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Chloe at St. Trinians
I presume that was where she went to school?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)