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# Tyme for Goodcat.

What kind of action should he engage in the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)
# The washing up
With pink rubber gloves
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Aaaargh!
*checks*

Nope, try harder next time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Worth a shot.
Send in teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *living room lols*
Trying to explain all this to Mr Trellis. He seems bemused :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *waves*
hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Hello :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# teh Quo??? Fuck teh Quo
Call for.............
.....................
.....................
teh fear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ...
Damnit man! You really think such a move is...required?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *limps over on walking stick*
*glares*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# are you trying to make her drop sprog right here and now?
think man think - she's posting for two!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Can you wait a bit?
I don't want to make a mess of the sofa
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# you should have said that nine months ago!!!
sorry...I'll go now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I did....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# im hungry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Spicy food is meant to help!
I'magine, going for a full blow out indian so that you lose weight:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# There's always more of the ol' in-out
that's supposed to help things along.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Had a curry and chilli naan Monday night
And -ahem- other methods are also being tried ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Just try poking something more significant up there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Get the plunger, I say
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Stand on a crossroads
facing Swindon with a large flag depicting a Willy Thorne holding a Wasps' nest. Wave this flag whilst chanting "Sim dim dim dim sim bim sim."
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *notes all this down*
How freaked would you be if that actually worked?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Work with what now?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# If I drop while doing all of what you said
I shall be writing to the BMJ
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Thumb wrestling Chloe!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# THE'DAY
THE'DAY
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Thumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# people who mention the price of the shirt their wearing
EVER - even when asked - are, by virtue of their actions, tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Well you try telling him then
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'd be happy to
he'd feel my disdain and then the cold steel of my knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That's so rude!
You caould at the very least warn it first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# the knife which
cauterises while it cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Diathermy is your friend
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# we fell out
I found out he was stirring my porridge - if you get my meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Ah, getting his oats?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# kind of;
getting MY oats!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Ooooh, nasty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ^ well said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Mine was FREE.
Am I still a tosser?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# no
you've proved my partially wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# No, I am a tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# no
but for other reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I hope you don't bleed easily...my mum made this jacket!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# fisting another cat. Male or female.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I'm glad you said it!
He looks ready for a bit of elbow deep action.
*ignores self*

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yeah nice one
a knuckle sandwich should sort em out
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# inter species yiffery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Following on from his shirt comment
Fighting a Jet Li style character in a Mummy/Indiana Jones style film.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# stomping on puppies
and twisting the heads of kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# * Unlurks

^ THIS ^

* Relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# resisting the ball of wool
'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Birth.
Ning JJ
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I've noticed a worrying trend in young men of late
that of "invisible carpet carrying".
Is this a universal phenomenon from gym use and some sort of macho pressure, or is it just people in my town being duped by a particularly excellent invisible carpet selling evil hypnotist?

I think you should stop perpetuating unrealistic cliched physical stereotypes and draw some anthropomorphised yiffmongery with normal bodies!

right on!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# taken as read.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Leo should be whirling an evil Badrat around his head by the tail,
while evil minion moles look on in fear, dropping their shovels and cowering behind their claws.

In the background, a pot of ancient gold.

/audio-described-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# turn into a beautiful lady.
i for one am not attracted to the big hulky cat-men.
Also, how is the hillary thing coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nearly done.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Making the bed
Because all kitties like to sleep in a clean bed.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# engineer is credit to team!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)