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# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha, beautifully realised, Mr Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ah, but is it the real HappyToats?
Bridge... check.
Shark... check.
Helicopter...
Helicopter...

FAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Like Damien Hirst, HappyToast is merely one man throwing stupid ideas at a gang of eager, puppylike lackies
they do all of this drawing shit, I can't even hold a pencil I'm so fucking rich and smarmy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# haha
*pictures smug croissant man with a happytoast head*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ha, he dreams of reaching my level
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I forget the artist who did
the cutting animal in half thing first - he also had his inside out house sculpture ripped off too

I guess Hirst had the better PR
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ah hah!
This explains riverghost's tale of supposed impostery.
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yeah, but I had that guy killed
he clearly was getting too many ideas above his station
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That maked my head go funny(er)
Maybe he hangs out in bars pretending to be you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# His work is utter bollocks
I had the misfortune of seeing some of it years ago.

"The physical impossibility of death in the mind of someone living" = Dead shark in tank.

What a pretentious cunt. A rich cunt though.

EDIT: Just noticed the reflection, nice touch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I see head people
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
And happily wee in it to tint the formaldehyde yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'd like more of his stuff if the names weren't so pretentious
very woo pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Its only the names I like
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# the shark one was kinda cool
as the sides of the perspex were concaved and convexed making it look like it was wiggling as you walked past it. or so I was informed. It's also on the cover of How the Dead Live by Will Self and that's an awesome book.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
That's not pointless!

That is art!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *insert prologue from a picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Everyone should see the Hurd Hatfield film version of Dorian
Top ten best films ever for me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
#
Hurd Hatfield James Hetfield
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# er, why would some twat who thinks he's a viking be any good in an Oscar Wilde play?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# is it a play about Vikings
or people hwo think they're vikings? That's the only way I could see him being any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Wasn't he in
An Ideal Headband?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# It was on TCM over the weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Its always on TCM :)
they know how good it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I caught that version for the first time this weekend
was a nice sunday afternoon treat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# It can't be!
I've seen everything on TCM about twenty times and I've not seen this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# They appear to have mislaid their copy of North by Northwest
it's not been on for 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Hehehe
Fecking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# this reads like you mean that film is your top ten list.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# its possible
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *throws money at it*
in this uncertain climate, the best investments involve creativity!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# It's hard to believe that any of the rich twats throwing millions at his current team's output
will ever see money to be made from it.

I reckon they all just smash the glass and claim on the insurance, a bit like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places with the vase
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# this is normally what I'd expect
except AIG might go to the wall sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# yes! man united in trouble!
...along with our pensions, damn. There's always the flipside
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahahha! now all we need is Tracy Emin's head on a pike and the world is a lot better off!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# pike or spike?
*would pay for either*
(horrid, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I always thought it was a pike (as in a type of spear/polearm)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Haha
Right on!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha

I haven't made my mind up about him yet. Maybe it's pointless tat, but he has people talking and wondering about it, so I'm inclined to say it truly is art what he does.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I agree with that
but I also find the stupid amounts of money obnoxious and easily better spent if only some thought could go in to it.

Mind you, what do I know, Damien Hirst might be the most secretive charitable guy in the world spending every penny he makes on fixing things for those less fortunate than himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)
# undoubtably the problem lies with the circular dictionary definitions (as with almost all problems in the world)
Art - something made by an artist, see artist.
Artist - someone who makes art, see art.

what we need is some sort of regulation and a propper JOB DESCRIPTION for artists.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# yes!
kick the twunt, kick him on the schnoz!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# pfffft


(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Soup herb!
This picture sums up everything I felt yesterday...beautifully.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)