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# CHRISTMAS THYME MISSILE TOES IN WINE
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks with face*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I got a new shin one christmas
it broke in three days.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Did you spend more time playing with the box it came in?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# fucking Harrods cunts
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Al-Fayed might as well have just come to my house that christmas and shit straight in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# FUCK ME HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I'M GONNA BLAME THAT ON AUTOCOMPLETE
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *pokes artlessly but enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# A+ for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# OH YEAH AND GREYKID IS FAVOURITE EVER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Night!
I hope you are fit enough for first day tomorrow.
You will be fine, I just know it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# He'll just be sitting in a car for hours then dumping his stuff in his room, go shopping for pizza and beer
then pub :D

Thats what my first day was
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)
# FLOWERPOT FAV EVER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# U RUL U MASIV SILY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Rofl
It looks like a cunt underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# This deserves to be made into a computer game
Suggest it for Fallout 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# what's that?
and who do i write to?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)
# On my giddy aunt!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was about to go to bed but I am laughing so hard that I will need more time to calm down and relax before I attempt sleep.
You, sir, are a nonsense and a god and I want sexytiems with your brain.
edit: and "gashmittens"? hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)
# it probably has a rekshun

edit: also, (ladybits dysphemism + item of clothing) = good swear
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Fucking quimwaffles!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# LOL WAFFLESOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hmmm
*Tests theory*
Norkscarves... nah
flapcravats... oooh getting there
mimsycardigans... *sigh*
Nope, nobody does it like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# hahah, i like norkscarves!
what about quimjackets? or, um...balaclava tits? wait, no, not that.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Tit-hoodies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# clungegarters
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I HATE BEING THE PERSON THAT COMES IN AT THE END OF THE JOKE AND GETS IGNORED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# OH WAIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Cloutscarves!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Twat-thermals
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# :P
(ps, may i suggest 'thermal twats' ftw?)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# for fuck's sake
you win the internets.

plz to return it when I wake up. good night!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# the internets hate my ART
night mister! x
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# We are the internets
or at least we are the most important bit of the internets (including pr0n and youtube) and I think it safe to say that we love your art.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# yeah i'm gonna try to get a residency at a gallery
probably one in London, because that's where the best art lives

i don't envisage there being any problem with that plan.

the first person to pay $1,89347,849y823, 2382384 for one of my arts will get a free nipple tweak through a thin damp sponge. give or receive, it's buyer's choice.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Oh my word
Just popped in after despatching the bastard cat.

Laughing like a mad thing at that,

Bravo,
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# :)
what's its name?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# hahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I fell out of my chair at scruttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# that's what she said vicar whore minge cheeky pizzaboy
ftw

edit: also, :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Epic!
and full of joy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Thanks grey kid.
Threy kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# oh fucking hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Gashmittens
the finest of all genital knitwear.

This is fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# *marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# hahaha!
grey kid: true wonder of the modern age
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)