Al-Fayed might as well have just come to my house that christmas and shit straight in my mouth.
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:24,
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Night!
I hope you are fit enough for first day tomorrow.
You will be fine, I just know it :)
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:22,
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You will be fine, I just know it :)
He'll just be sitting in a car for hours then dumping his stuff in his room, go shopping for pizza and beer
then pub :D
Thats what my first day was
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:23,
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Thats what my first day was
This deserves to be made into a computer game
Suggest it for Fallout 4.
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20,
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On my giddy aunt!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was about to go to bed but I am laughing so hard that I will need more time to calm down and relax before I attempt sleep.
You, sir, are a nonsense and a god and I want sexytiems with your brain.
edit: and "gashmittens"? hahahahahahaha
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:20,
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I was about to go to bed but I am laughing so hard that I will need more time to calm down and relax before I attempt sleep.
You, sir, are a nonsense and a god and I want sexytiems with your brain.
edit: and "gashmittens"? hahahahahahaha
it probably has a rekshun
edit: also, (ladybits dysphemism + item of clothing) = good swear
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:21,
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edit: also, (ladybits dysphemism + item of clothing) = good swear
Hmmm
*Tests theory*
Norkscarves... nah
flapcravats... oooh getting there
mimsycardigans... *sigh*
Nope, nobody does it like you.
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:34,
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Norkscarves... nah
flapcravats... oooh getting there
mimsycardigans... *sigh*
Nope, nobody does it like you.
hahah, i like norkscarves!
what about quimjackets? or, um...balaclava tits? wait, no, not that.
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:39,
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I HATE BEING THE PERSON THAT COMES IN AT THE END OF THE JOKE AND GETS IGNORED
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:51,
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for fuck's sake
you win the internets.
plz to return it when I wake up. good night!
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:30,
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plz to return it when I wake up. good night!
We are the internets
or at least we are the most important bit of the internets (including pr0n and youtube) and I think it safe to say that we love your art.
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43,
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yeah i'm gonna try to get a residency at a gallery
probably one in London, because that's where the best art lives
i don't envisage there being any problem with that plan.
the first person to pay $1,89347,849y823, 2382384 for one of my arts will get a free nipple tweak through a thin damp sponge. give or receive, it's buyer's choice.
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:45,
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i don't envisage there being any problem with that plan.
the first person to pay $1,89347,849y823, 2382384 for one of my arts will get a free nipple tweak through a thin damp sponge. give or receive, it's buyer's choice.
Oh my word
Just popped in after despatching the bastard cat.
Laughing like a mad thing at that,
Bravo,
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:33,
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Laughing like a mad thing at that,
Bravo,
that's what she said vicar whore minge cheeky pizzaboy
ftw
edit: also, :D
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Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:40,
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edit: also, :D