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(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# HeeHeeHeeHee
*Click*
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I am waiting
for the third shoe to drop.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# thats a good way to get a free meal...
*walks into iceland*
*opens freezer*
*urinates into the freezer*
*zips up*
*walks out*
*waits outside by the dumpster*
*collect wee'd on food (all sealed in plastic)*

disclaimer : i have not done, nor do i intend to, but this but it has been done in my local iceland... not the country but the shop.. by some local gypos
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# surely they'd be as arrested for pissing on the stuff as simply stealing it?
why not have it without the piss?
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# probably...
i dunno i wasn't there... they'd probably just get a warning/fine for pissing or at the worst arrested... but if they did get arrested the rest of the family can eat the food from the dumpster/wheelie bin
is it easier to carry a) whole contents of your bladder into the shop and get the whole freezer full out the dumpster or b) steal a whole freezer full?
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# genius
:D
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Discount sausages
as opposed to a five-finger discount.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Because who doesn't enjoy pissing?
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that cheered me up
woo and *click*
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hehehe
that's a hell of a (skid) mark up.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# sofa thats the only pun i could think of..
and you beat me to it :(
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# that's cos you're a lazyboy
:D
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# To chair is human,
to forgive is divan
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Right...
there's no beating this right here.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Woo yay!
*Enclickified*
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha Teh dirty bitch!
Woo.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# soiled
ahahahaclickahahaha
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahah best final frame ever
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# bloody hell
that's brilliant :)

And so as not to push this off the page too soon I'll just post this here (at the request of ClanSoul)

Dave Gilmour

Click for massive version with readable text

Teh Quo / Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# whut no dylan?
these are brill.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# dammit
that's the other one my friends mentioned. Damn that wine for making me forget.

I'm on the case :)

EDIT : And thanks :)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yay
or... for dylan/boxing geekiness, Ruben Carter made out of the lyrics to "The Hurricane"...
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Were you a fan of Rubin before you heard/understood the song?
or after?
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I wasn't around when he was fighting
and I saw the film "Hurricane" with Denzel Washington before I really knew what the song was all about, so my answer is "hmm"
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# As requested :)
I done did Bob Dylan for yous

Bob Dylan

Click for larger version with readable text

Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo / Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke

And although it looks like it, I absolutely promise there is no part of the original image showing, only a plain background colour and 5 shades of text :)
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Yay! :D
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I must say
it was a good choice. It's come out quite well I think.
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It came out VERY well :D
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i think
it was happytoast
on the sofa
in the furniture store
with the squits
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# That is so very wrong
You made me laugh lots.


Why is poo so funny, I am an adult FFS!
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yes
and yes some more
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# What a neat shit stain. Proper lady that!
Woo!
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# works for me!
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# My word!
:D
(, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh god.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)