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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# HeeHeeHeeHee
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I am waiting
for the third shoe to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# thats a good way to get a free meal...
*walks into iceland*
*opens freezer*
*urinates into the freezer*
*zips up*
*walks out*
*waits outside by the dumpster*
*collect wee'd on food (all sealed in plastic)*

disclaimer : i have not done, nor do i intend to, but this but it has been done in my local iceland... not the country but the shop.. by some local gypos
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# surely they'd be as arrested for pissing on the stuff as simply stealing it?
why not have it without the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# probably...
i dunno i wasn't there... they'd probably just get a warning/fine for pissing or at the worst arrested... but if they did get arrested the rest of the family can eat the food from the dumpster/wheelie bin
is it easier to carry a) whole contents of your bladder into the shop and get the whole freezer full out the dumpster or b) steal a whole freezer full?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# genius
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Discount sausages
as opposed to a five-finger discount.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Because who doesn't enjoy pissing?
(Madlyinsane, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that cheered me up
woo and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hehehe
that's a hell of a (skid) mark up.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# sofa thats the only pun i could think of..
and you beat me to it :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# that's cos you're a lazyboy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# To chair is human,
to forgive is divan
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Right...
there's no beating this right here.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Woo yay!
*Enclickified*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha Teh dirty bitch!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# soiled
ahahahaclickahahaha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahahah best final frame ever
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)
# bloody hell
that's brilliant :)

And so as not to push this off the page too soon I'll just post this here (at the request of ClanSoul)

Dave Gilmour

Click for massive version with readable text

Teh Quo / Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# whut no dylan?
these are brill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# dammit
that's the other one my friends mentioned. Damn that wine for making me forget.

I'm on the case :)

EDIT : And thanks :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yay
or... for dylan/boxing geekiness, Ruben Carter made out of the lyrics to "The Hurricane"...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Were you a fan of Rubin before you heard/understood the song?
or after?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I wasn't around when he was fighting
and I saw the film "Hurricane" with Denzel Washington before I really knew what the song was all about, so my answer is "hmm"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:00, archived)
# As requested :)
I done did Bob Dylan for yous

Bob Dylan

Click for larger version with readable text

Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo / Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke

And although it looks like it, I absolutely promise there is no part of the original image showing, only a plain background colour and 5 shades of text :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I must say
it was a good choice. It's come out quite well I think.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It came out VERY well :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i think
it was happytoast
on the sofa
in the furniture store
with the squits
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# That is so very wrong
You made me laugh lots.


Why is poo so funny, I am an adult FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yes
and yes some more
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# What a neat shit stain. Proper lady that!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# My word!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)