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# hotrod ideas


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(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I want one of these
a real one

it'll be fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Oooh lovely!
Is it Spideytiem?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# They are fucking freaky things!
What are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# sock eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# house spiders I think
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# .
(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *climbs on chair*
*brandishes rolled up newspaper*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Rubber hammer meets
rubber spider
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
#
Yay spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# aaarrrrggghghhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# eeep!
I've been getting loads of these in the house at the mo.

Must be the cold weather bringing them in.

Cheeky lil' blighters run right passed you, like you're not even there.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# That and the sign outside saying
"SpIdeRs - iNsiDe fRee SeXY XXX SPidEr TIEM"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ....even a picture like that makes me uneasy..... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# This is EXACTLY the only type of spider I ever have a problem with,
I'm not exactly phobic, they just give me major creeps, but only this kind, all others, fine, they're just bugs.

Gone itchy just lookin at that...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I am ok with them, and most spiders,
the ones that really freak me are the little ones. I don't trust that I can't see their face....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# same here!
bigger the better
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I kno what you mean
I don't mind spiders but these black house spider fuckers give me the willies.

I had one crawl across my foot while I was on the bog the other day

what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I think spider phobia is something vaguely sexual, I know everyone will prolly think that sounds nuts,
but I had a go at drawing what I felt rather than saw once and it was quite disturbingly like rape fear, like being in the same room as an unknown naked man and not knowing their intentions.

Hairy legs, hairy torso shaped body, motion like a person moving with barely concealed stealthy hidden intent, and then stops when it thinks you see it, stays still till you stop looking, then starts creeping in a 'feely' way again, like the hand of a blind man looking for someone but not wanting them to know.

Anyhoo, wish I still had that drawing, it explained it all much better...

*edit* I thought that white naked eyeless monster in Pan's Labyrinth hit similar triggers too, it was one of the few in recent movies that genuinely did disturb me.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# plus it's fear time for the spiders too, loads of them get swallowed every year by sleeping people
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah.
OK.
Thanks for that.
*shudders*
*tapes mouth shut before sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It's OK, Stephen Fry says that's a myth...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# The big problem i have with spids...
is not knowing if they're native, or something that came from a banana box delivered to tescos.

See, if I knew for sure it was a local, and therefore not about to leap at my face dripping deadly necrotising venom, i'd have no worries. But as it stands, i just take of and nuke them from orbit (well, ok, splat them with a rolled up newspaper). It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Well if you want the fear,
Wolf Spiders are jumping spiders.

They are now native.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# spidertastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i don't know what kind this is
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Where the fuck was that taken?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i was working graveyard shift in a Home Depot store,
and that was hiding behind my extension cord
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Orange-footed Raisin Spider
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you're thinking of the yellow crested pumpfoot spider
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Nice legs! Shame about
er. ...all the other legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I know that one
it's a Brian faced, frotting spider
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# you mut make these
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nice
animate it!*

*i know you're bound to anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Sign me up
for one of those babies!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)