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# im fuken drunk
im 14 drunk and i went to a cuhsh i mean bush dance withs omone and we found a kid and some 30 year odls gave use booze more than we had
i lov eu al;l;; and i love alkyw ho is my husband
why i am here id on t know
bye bye
spoons and tea are good for adding sugar to tea
i had too mcuh spirits
(SPoRk, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:10, archived)
# erm...
k
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:11, archived)
# TJ
poss GC from todays Guardian

homepage.ntlworld.com/l_tabraham/jbrr.htm
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# tee hee
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Best thing ever.
On leaving my husband for a girlie some six years ago, working-class Bristol kinky letters from people, ever since I was sweet 17 knackers cut off by academe.

FACT.
(angrybernard, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# 2 cans of Top Deck
and a pack of Wine Gums ?
(Schlottie, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# And
a shandy ice lolly
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# a sniff of his dad's aftershave
and some liqueur chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# or perhaps just a liar?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# according to profile
he is a she

but I suspect a ruse here
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Here a ruse
there a ruse,
everywhere a
ruse
ruse........
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Old MAcDonut had a ruse
o e o e o
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Then its
off to the back of the shops to smoke a 10 pack of Lambert & Butler with yer mates and try to get the guy in Victoria Wine to sell you a bottle of Diamond White... and so it begins
(Schlottie, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# What a lovley story......................
*Rolls on floor clutching sides*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ill tell u the best story
giv eme home amogst the gum tres with lots of plum trees a sheep or 2 and a kangaroo and a clothesline out the back an veranda out the from and and old rockign chair........ its the best song
(SPoRk, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# not
sk8r b0i?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Can you make it any more obvious
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# .
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# far be it form me
but i actually laughed while reading this. i'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Marvellous
Good points, well made!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# THat
was good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:37, archived)
# T
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# W
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# A
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# T
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# N
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# G
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# O
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Ha!
you got it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# missed!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# by mere seconds I shall warrant
Cuntymints.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hmmm I wonder
if it's possible to play some sort of diagonal scrabble in this way. It would obviously involve a complex system of pulleys and levers.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# muhaahahahaa
(popey, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# ooooo,
how hard are you? a drunk 14 year old! wow, you must be so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ahhh, be nice getting drunk at 14
is impressive, just because getting served booze is such an achievement.
/reminiss
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# thats not the point though.
hands up anyonewho DIDNT get drunk at 14? Everyone did, so why make a show of it?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
#
/raises hand and looks sheepish
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# *puts hand up*
I never got drunk at 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)
# i didn't get drunk when
i was fourteen. only once or twice though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# not on a school days / nights
it really is around GCSEs that I got myself a thirst
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# first time i drank
was when i was 18.
i was a rebel at school, only one who didn't drink... apart from the muslim kid.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I didn't
I was a late starter with booze. Then I found Murphys and things when downhill from there.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# jesus christ!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# that's an obvious person
but he may have had some wine.
probably wouldn't have got ratarsed though.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)
# hee hee!

it was actually in reference to the numbe rof people that didnt drink when they were younger though. still funny, all the same.

I actually started drinking a lot earlier than 14 years old........
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# so?
i'm glad i didn't.
it meant i had a proper childhood, i think it's a shame that kids want to be older than they are. being a kid is the best thing ever, i'm glad i wasn't a pisshead hanging around at a bus stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:30, archived)
# indeed
This horrible street corner gang culture is nasty. I am attempting to keep my younger brother far from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# i never did that
i used to stay in and drink with my dad, his logic being hed rather have me drinking a few in the house where im not going to get into trouble, or be an obnoxious little cunt, than out on the street. As a result Ive always treated drinking with respect, and never once felt the need to pretend to be any more mature than I am cos ive got a bottle of white lightning on tescos fuckin car park.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
#
The only recollection I have of being 14 and in posession of booze was a friend's birthday. My parents gave me 2 cans of beer and wrapped them in newspaper for me to keep them cold.

Most of the kids at the party had copious quantities acquired from sources various. Then they put on a horror flick which scared the shit out of me and I ended up spending a couple of hours in the kitchen talking with my friend's old man :(

I still haven't quite recovered from the embarrassment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# you
sweetheart :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# that sounds like a proper 14 year old to me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:35, archived)
# awwww
awww, let 'em have their fun while they still can't handle a drink or two ;)
(Magic E, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# back in the day when a tennner
was more than enough to get me pissed.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# I'm a 20 year old but not drunk...
Am I still as hard as he is?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# no
hes much much harder.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# WHY?
I demand answers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)
# 3 is the square root of 9
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Blimey
You're a bit clever to be here.
*mashes keyboard with palm*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Right...it's break time
I'm off to play more Half Life...I'll post a screen print of the scores later...I'M GONNA GO KICK ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# just hope no 14 year olds are playing.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)
# yes
hooray for spoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I like the way
you only saw fit to glean relevant information from that missive :o)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# when i read b3ta
it's like this:
blah blah blah blah blah spoon blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah spoon blah blah

/gary larson
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:17, archived)
# "what dogs hear"
"blah blah blah ginger, blah blah blah, ginger, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ginger..."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:20, archived)
# yes
i was paraphrasing
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# i hope you cleaned up after yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)
# arf
and a harf
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# get back to school immediately young man
Stomach pump and expulsion for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:13, archived)
# That sounds like one end
and then the other. Eeeeeeeeewwww!
(allergic to curry, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# i am dear sir
of the female sex and i first got drunk when i was 3 ..... stupid parents left hte wine ont eh table
meh
it iosnt late only 10 pm
i love y
(SPoRk, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# well it's certainly no way for a lady to behave
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# That's no lady that's
my wife.....
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:22, archived)
# She's 14!!!!


redneck
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Jerry Lee Lewis
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:32, archived)
# go to bed
its very late in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# OMG WTF
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tapping, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:14, archived)
# has your keyboard broken?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
#
DAMBCOUOSARAM!







dont ask me be constant over use of silly acronyms really annoys me

:P
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:16, archived)
# How
wonderful.
QUick call up Channel 4 to film you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:15, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
hhohohhohohoohohohohhohohohoho
eheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Thats
fantastic, almost makes the threadwaste worthy
W/Y/H !
(Schlottie, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 14:24, archived)