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# this requires photoshopping

edit - thanks for the enthusiastic replies! I knew I could count on you guys!
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# oh you fucking shit.
YAY FIRST POST!!!
you are a shit-smuggling-arse-sniffing-ham-touching-horse-trapping-squirrel-yiffing-bum-loving-prescott-kissing-goatse-idolising-cock-smoking-wrong-post-making-gimp-dressing-soggy-biscuit-losing-widdecombe-wanting-FUCKWIT N000000000B! LURKER THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!!!!!!!

This is you
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Pepsi!


lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cool talking,
high walking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Coca-cola?
hahahaha now i seeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Well, go on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# no photoshop at work
besides, i lurk and leech entertainment - i don't contribute anything.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Meet my friend
PAIN!

xxxPrincessPainxxx

Be afraid, she is a sassy american girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=66006
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i know!
i was on the gayshift last night too :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Sorry,
it was for everyones benefit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ha
she certainly sassed up my evening
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Im really into music and I love emocore, screamocore, retrocore and hardcoreemocore"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Where do you work?
*prepares the Spangmobile*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you know, as a member for 6 years, 2 months and 6 days
you should really know better
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# this is what b3ta used to be like
... we've grown as a group of people to despise those who came before us.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ...I was photoshopping
with version 3, before you were an itch in your daddys pants...

etc etc
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# well then
you should know what to do with that pic you've thread wasted with.

an old cunt is still a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# brilliant, the human race will go far with people like you
may I suggest you try?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# do it yourself then, cockface
then post it somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# thanks dude.
its not like i spent time drawing or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
#

the sarcasm in this post is sponsored by Belgium™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# so do it then
and then edit your post with the result

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Is there a bigger version?
nice boobage, I could hibernate there
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# like this?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hello Old Person
Why not try funting it up your jazzhole?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *opens paint*
photoshop is for losers!
=)

and, *rolls newspaper* WHACK!
bad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# we won't stop you
in fact we'd encourage you to do it... in fact - we insist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Back from the abyss of thread deletion!


EDIT pic changed to avoid sadness. Although I find the loss of a good couple of litres of beer to be every bit as disturbing as a horse with her head stuck in a tree stump, but there we go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Horse is not Pooh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Oh noes
poor horsey
he is now glue
we miss him
but not as much as diana

today's haiku thingy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
Twats, I wanna see the horsey pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Here y'go
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8854842
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# haha, that's some fucking epic beer clanging error there
:D

I hope at least that the dindins were still edible

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# 'a member for 6 years, 2 months and 6 days '
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# someone should know better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# and it's taken me this long
to work out how to post a picture.

give me another decade, i'll have used ms paint to edit something.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# you're just Rob aren't you
messing around... mixing it up a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# someones got to make a bit of noise
now and again.

it's nice to see how friendly this place has become. and there was me thinking it was time to head off to /b/ on 4 chan...
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It might just be.
Bearing in mind you're shoving things off the board that people have worked hard on when you post bollocks like this, 'poor old you, everyone's such meanies' doesn't really wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
diddums.

certainly the flood of messageboard vitriol and stale "fale" pics hasnt helped push that hard, important work down the board WHERE NO-ONE WILL EVER SEE IT AGAIN

heh.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# No, it hasn't
as it's only new threads that push work off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# i stand corrected
apologies to whoever the chap/chapette was whos grand works have now slipped away...
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# well - I mean - from what I remember of 5 years ago
people would have thought you were being just as much of a twat as now.

I takes no effort to find a pic on the internet and then do nothing with it. If you'd changed it, even slightly, we would have been the loveliest fluffiest kittens around...

We prefer to discourage people telling the internet when they've found something which made them smile - otherwise the board would be full of "hey - someone should shop this!!11LOLS11!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# to be fair
everyone loves a villian every now and then, to let loose all those fabulous insults they have been storing up.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# i'll get my net...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Fucking get on with it then!!
6 fucking years old, you should know better!
*flounces*
Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# well
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# thats like
the SNL sketch on Sarah Palin, right?
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Thanks for pushing my good work off the front page you cock.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# self important
on teh interwebs.

it doesnt get sadder than this.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# who is this
who am I

what's going on

YOU'RE SCARING ME!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I say fail
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# This
made me laugh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)