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# I did this the other day. I want it on a tshirt.
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(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I want it off my screen.

joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# There's this little button
called 'Hide'. Try it. Or, even better, 'Ignore'.

Oh. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# SEE
THIS IS THE ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

ARE YOU WATCHING, SUNDAE GIRL?
(__, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I think she's busy watching her youtube views increase.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# For example, I don't really give a toss about what you do
But you don't CARE! Which is brilliant!
(__, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# This doesn't change the fact yours is a shit tracing/colouring in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Never said it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Ah, so you admit it then?
MARVELLOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# No you dont.
It would not work on a tshirt in that state.

It is xXxnicexXx though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Why wouldn't it?
Thanks. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i want to be a slug
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# xXxpours salts on mictoboyxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# mictoboy xxx?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I don't.
I want to be a Valkyrie.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# fat and dead?
works for me..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Valkyries are not fat or dead.
They're beautiful war maidens who pick the champions from the dead for Valhalla, where Odin trains them to fight in Ragnarok.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# they are undead fat chicks riding wolves.
often seen by mortals as ravens..

it aint over till the fat lady sings..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# They don't ride wolves.
They ride horses. And they're not fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# from wiki...
n modern art, the valkyries are sometimes depicted as beautiful shieldmaidens on winged horses, armed with helmets and spears. However, valkyrie horse was a kenning for wolf (see Rök Stone), so contrary to the stereotype, they did not ride winged horses. This would suggest that their mounts were rather the packs of wolves that frequented the corpses of dead warriors. They were gruesome and war-like[citation needed].

Whereas the wolf was the valkyrie's mount, the valkyrie herself appears to be akin to the raven, flying over the battlefield and "choosing" corpses[11]. Thus, the packs of wolves and ravens that scavenged the aftermath of battles may have been seen as serving a higher purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Note the [citation needed]
But whatevs. I don't feel like fighting over something stupid like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# [citation needed] is just wikis way of stopping people suing them
when they dont like what they read. it means absolutly fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I think it really does mean citation needed
because Wikipedia want all sources to be cited.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i wondered how long it would take for you to step in
*yawn*

[citation needed] is put there because if someone adds "likes sticking gerbils up his arse" to the richard gere page and his lawyers see it, wiki gets sued into a black hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
the twilight of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# He's got a llittle bit of AIDS there
just below his bottom lip.

He wants to get that looked at
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# this picture needs to be on the t-shirt in the picture
for recursion amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# It's nice.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gox6zrcoQI
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# animate
the background to cycle through the colours - mess with their heads, man!

Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
I'd love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# YOU WANT IT ON A SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Oh ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# How would that work on a tshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I was thinking of printing it on a black tshirt
So that he's placed in the bottom corner so he doesn't look weirdly cut off. Then the colours go across the shirt, and end in black, like on the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Printing wise, that would be a fucking nightmare
Hugely expensive. You'd be better off limiting it to 4 or 5 colours, and use the pen tool rather than photoshop brushes, otherwise the shading will look fucking awful when blown up to full size.

You'd also get issues getting around the sleeves.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# No, no.
I mean either printing it on a transfer and knocking one up for myself really quick, or submitting it to Cafepress and ordering one. Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Either way, you'd need to blow it up to at least A4 size, which pixels would struggle with
and finish the shapes around the edges so it didn't just end in a solid line halfway across the tee. That would look very weird
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# The original is nearly a4 size, but I resized it for the board.
But yeah, you're right. I'll need to rethink this. Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# SHUT IT YOU FUCKING TART
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# FUCK YOU, YOU RAGING NONCE
I honestly couldn't give a toss how you are xx
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# And i really can't be fucking arsed to tell
you that I'm awesome thanks my lovely, nor ask you how in the name of fuck you're getting on.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I would be genuinelly repulsed if you were to know that I was all groovy thanks m'dears
and it would freak me the fuck out to think you knew I was all at uni and stuff.

Nor could I give a toss what you're up to these days
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Fucking fine then, you ignorant bitch
In that case, there isn't a chance in hell that I will waste my breath in telling you that these days i am mostly having a proper grown up job being a programmer which i absolutely love, have got over turning thirty and am now thoroughly enjoying life and shit, because I doubt you're retarded little brain could even understand these big fucking words that I'm typing.

And if you even think about telling me what you're dong at uni, I'LL CRY RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Thats not ace to hear at all
I take no pleasure at all in telling you I'm doing Illustration but thinking of swapping to a one-year Graphic Design top-up degree. It's all a bit wobbly at the moment. Not that you'd care, you unfeeling cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I don't.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# OH GOD!
*WANTS ON A T-SHIRT*
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# ...Srsly?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Nah I was joking, I think it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# jk!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# bt srsly.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# the goose i strangled wants it's life back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I am starting to enjoy your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I JUST STRANGLED A GOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# OHMIGOD
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I fucking hate geese.
He fucking deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Oh.
Okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)