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# Sixty you say? Oh facking 'A'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)
# haha 60 and still no king!
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah and the queen is so old she can't physically wear the Imperial crown as her back can't take the weight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hail, Elizabeth Queen!
Look for the dodgy looking fellow lurking in the wings. She shouldn't be so weak at her age... something odd going on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Why?
She is older that the oldest old person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure
the queen welcomed the chance to speak to someone her own age, for a change...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I suspect you may be missing the grima wormtongue allusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No
No I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Haha
I have to admit I have a grudging respect for the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Why?
snot like he's had to work for his money.
I deserve it more than he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He does do a lot of positive things with it though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# So would I!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ^This^
And he makes damn good shortbread.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# And spanniels too!
Or will do when is mum dies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# not that i want people to die
but it would be morbidly funny if he did die before his mum
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Or the day after:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Of
shock!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Or Prince Phillip ran him over with a corgi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ha!
**mental image of corgi on a train track**
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ^this
:D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I think he will.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# his mum is like the emperor
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm sure Lizzy is holding on just to spite him.
And remember the queen mum lived to over 100 AND the queen will recive the absolute best healthcare.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# the first ever appedectomy was done on a royal i think
perhaps the first full brain transplant will happen in the queen... she could live on as a reanimated diana
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# If one is sixty
is two one-hundred and eighty?

This is great, BTW :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nice maths ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Thanks
I has calculator!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That's not a cigar . . .
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# has no one inserted the great comedy 'magenta phallus' into that pic yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Yes
he's the one wearing the glasses.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Bwahahahaaaaa!
hey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# (Sorry.*)
*is not really sorry
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# s'ok
I wasn't really crying . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'd give you a tissue
but that seems to imply fwappage around here. Or something.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# it's been inserted, you just can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# needs more magenta
Edit: oh fecking hell archie!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# do keep up...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah you are the Crocodile Dundee of the cigar world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Cracker!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It is now
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nicely, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 4 minute shop!
inclding the search for pics!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# you look like you REALLY love it
when a plan comes together... and today's plan involved ale!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I have a dozen bottles of Shepherd Neame
Christmas Ale in the garage (impregnable BTW) 7% Huzzah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ROLL ON THE FESTIVE SEASON says I
I will be spending as much of it as possible in the Sheep Heid enjoying the pleasant atmosphere, the good booze and the stumble home :)

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Festive Season?
I'm going to drink them tomorrow


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ale and possibly MILD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Cor! MILD!
You can't get it 'round here you know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Surely you can!
*refuses to believe Dave and goes searching on the Abbington Road*

*Is distracted by the strip club*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I have a stripper warming up in the kitchen!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Cor Lummie!
And Dave is wrong too ;)

www.maltshoveltavern.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Mmmm....Real ale..
Right I have to got back to that stripper...Wallpaper does'nt remove itself.

Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *is disappointed*
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ashally, I did wonder if they did it there
I did wonder if they did it therebut I'd have to drive to get there


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# maybe we should start selling mild online
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Cigars?
Evil smugs smoke kittens instead.


/repost
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
that's brilliant, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Tip top!
:D

P.S. Loved your Ninj wiv teefs... down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Cheers me dears
I chipped a bloody tooth off eating a chip! A bloody chip for chrissake!
He cemented it up and it's off for a filling in two weeks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Loverly that!
Marvelous expression! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm being such a whore today :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# That's bloody brilliant though
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# for some reason
Charlie looks like Tom Baker there, to me.
How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR CONNECTION THEN TRY TURNING YOUR COMPUTER OFF AND ON AGAIN
*runs*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# cracking Smoking Jacket sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Why thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)