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# first post
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Hello! Pull up a kitten and shop a chair, etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Thanks
I only just got my hands on photoshop for the first time about an hour ago....I'll be making more!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# as well you should
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# btw, if that's you
you might want to get that skin condition checked out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# "...checked out."-
by anyone but JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I volunteer!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# HAHA YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can though
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I guess you had prior experience?
Because that's a fantasticly quick grasp of the learning curve if you hadn't!
Top effort.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# cor
*strokes*

welcome and that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA
... that's going to be such an awesome film.

Also - good show on the first post; welcome new person, pull up a kitten and shop us... to the peado police.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *strokes*
in a good touch kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ning all and welcome Kinky!
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# hello kitties
chair up a pull kitten welcome a shop - it's fluffety tiem ! ! !

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Blimey
Wookie porn!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# that is fucking scarey
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# hahahah, what on earth? top shoppage :D
Welcome to b3ta, pull a stool out of a kitten and shop for something - you'll never leave. Probably.

edit: haha, and for once I have a half decent stats quote, not just "hahahaha" or similar
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Thank you thank you
I've watched the board for a while....now I know what all the fun is about.
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# now, you see, THIS is what we like to see,
someone who takes time to see what its all about before posting - you are a most welcome edition to this crazy little menagerie we call the /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# this is fun?
I THOUGHT I WAS HERE BECAUSE I HAD TO SERVE SOME SORT OF TERM, ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M FREE?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# YOU aren't free.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm really shocked by K3b/-\b's stats quote
what are the chances of that being randomly selected?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahah, I did see that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# simple, assuming equal probabilities:
let n be my number of posts (110) in the past week
and m be the number of those which are 'would' (there's 2 of them) so:

p=m/n = 2/110 = 1/55
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# sorry I don't do gingers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Just as well I'm not ginger then!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# You would be if I got my cock up your arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# What's old, wrinkly and smells of ginger?
Fred Astaire's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! oh that's win.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Still, I doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It's just internet law

If you only reply 'hahaha' once, it'll turn up as your quote
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Welcome Kinky!
and 'nings all round.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# nings X, hows tricks, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Apart from taking far too long to get somewhere I really didn't want to get
I'm on top of the world!
How's you matey?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# mildly angry with the shitty train situation today, but otherwise in good spirits...
I think I need some food.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm actually still fuming
Bloody people, they closed one half of the road then didn't turn on the temporary traffic lights!
Everyone was fighting to get down one poxy little lane whilst the road gang where clearly just sitting in a cafe up the road.
Grrrr!
/Tells internets blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:17, archived)
# she's been coated in marrowfat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# this appears rude, I don't mean to be rude
I'm just staunchly unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# pure rudeness
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I'm going to stab you with a gun
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
Welcome to kitten, pull up a b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Why hello there...
Is that you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# i too bid you welcome a/board
why did no one tell me bungle had a sister?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# That's a very hairy lady
Must cost a fortune in Immac.

Woo! Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Only shopped photo's please, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *mumbles something about a hairy pussy*
Hello and welcome and good morning the board you lovely cunts how are you all today I'm fine cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm feeling very rough and angry and inexplicably anxious
rargh *cough*cough*

I'm glad you're feeling good though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Raaaargh!

Get out, hit some kids, and come back in again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome, kittens, shops, stools, leaves, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 10:24, archived)