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# Good evening my lovelies, long time no see
I'm supposed to be studying for an exam tomorrow but instead I drew you all a picture of a dapper man fisting an unamused duck in a top hat


Hows the whole 'life' thing going for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS THERE AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THAT THIS IS THE WORK OF THE ILLUMINATI?
Sorry about that. This is a super drawing, I echo its sentiments.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# haha
catnippclansoul :p !!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# library lol
shame on you
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# even funnier when it could be controversial
it is amusing how much abuse that guy gets
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# he should take the hint and fall in line with the rest of b3ta,
censoring his minority ideology and exclusively making images of kittens on rollerskates
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 5$ says she hurls!
(Fly Projector, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# now I have Flo Rida stuck in my head
which wouldn't be a bad thing if it didn't remind me of MeatSpin
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I like the one where she's inside a microwave
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# omfg! you just gave me a wicked idea!
has that been done =yet?
(Fly Projector, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# yes.
It's the one where she's inside a microwave.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Or Alien Horses we must not rule out the power of our Equine Overlords from Outerspace
or is that Innerspace.. *dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# b3ta is the failingest place to be when you need to study
sometimes I wish it was blocked.

There's a lot of fisting going on lately
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I used to think that
then they blocked it at work and I was distraught
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# what what
good show old chap - I don't like the cut of that duck's jib!

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good thanks - how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I am farcking spiffing old boy
I've got Mr B. the gentleman ryhmer playing in the background too.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I've mainly got a stupidly early start tomorrow
to go to Loughborough (sp?) of all places.
so thought I'd waste a few minutes on here before bed :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# What's with all the fisting tonight?
Did I miss a memo?
Yay! Dave!!
I'm a Grandad now, but everyone knows this.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# WHAT!?
But your child is like one!

Surely you would have been on jeremy Kyle and the front page of the Sport by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Stepchild is 24!
I has no babby.
I'm not Mrs Trellis!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# wait a sec, I read your username as mictoboy for some reason.
carry on nothing to see here.
And congratulations you old fart, you'll be smelling of cabbage and piss in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# MICTOBOY!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE!!!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You made the right decision.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# splendid stuff
nice of you to pop by, now piss off again and get on with your revision, even mcdonalds require a degree theses days before you even get an interview.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I don't need the exam really
its just a night class I'm doing to further my knowledge in my current job. I.e. taking it from knowing fuck all to havving a basic grasp of what I'm supposed to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# that sounds like a splendid plan
although knowing bugger all about anything has never done me any harm, in fact my ignorance is positively blissful.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It also means when asked what you think you can say, "you know more about it that me"
and thus use your teflon shoulders of ignorance to stop getting stuck with any of that unfortunate "work" associated with having a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# added bonus of getting to blame someone else when it all goes tits up
and laughing a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Silly GSTQ
A lot of sociology graduates end up in MacDonalds only because Pizza Hut rejected them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Lord love a duck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# He's my cousin don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# they are all the same, cousins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# He married mine
which so happened to be his sister. Or was that the other way around?
No, no definately his sister, caused quite a kerfuffle at the registry office.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Well your picture has a duck in it......
And it is rather woo ...... so have my woo duck as a token ....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I am indeed honoured sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# nice
life's odd
strange things are afoot...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# changes, many changes
got a new job with a different company. then split up with my girfriend of 9 years. then moved from leytonstone to chiswick, and in the process of selling my car. Just started to cycle to work, doing day hours rather than ~80 miles a day commute on shift. Things be much different now
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Major changes, matey.
Hope all goes well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# cheers dude
are things good with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# alright dude.
it is all good.

what are this seasons must have gadgets?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# At the minute I think the HTC touch
with its windows 7 style o/s and youtube browsing abilities it means you can play solitaire or watch funny videos at work whilst looking like you are planning that important meeting about the same thing you had a meeting about this morning that went nowhere further than the one yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'm lovin' it

Not doing much tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# not good enough squire
I demand you go out and find at least one house party to crash (a car into the noisey fucks)
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# dapper darling, not dappar
q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Thank you sweetheart
I am awful at the whole spelling thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i'll let it slide this one time
but make another mistake and you'll be down for a spanking
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# PhwoIar!
*bends over knee*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# what ho
old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# How do old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)