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# Made this for a James Bond theme dinner


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As I am by no means of ex-Bond girl proportions, (more like an ex-XL Bond girl, finding a suitable outfit that looked decent was a challenge. So, I painted a half-decent facsimile of Ursula Andress' bikini-clad bod on a black shirt, and I think it came out pretty good. In the darkened room, it was perfect!

Edit: Wow, thanks for the nice comments everyone :) I love yous all
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
I am singing "Underneath the mango tree" in a piss poor scottish accent for your efforts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ye wee bochle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I did what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# woo!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha, marvellous
and I can definitely see a market for it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# phwoar
that's especially nice buckle work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# it's nice to find someone who appreciates
good buckle work
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You'll be getting Pussy Galore!

Yes, I know that is not Pussy Galore.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That would be nice, if I wasn't a girly
But yeah, I can see it working for the boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# A girl?
On the internets?

A/S/L? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Not inconceivable, just improbable
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Coool...
That's very good!

'Course, in the book, she's naked except for the knife-belt. Which is waaaaaaay cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I really need to read the Bond books at some point.
I love that quote that Stephen Fry used in QI.

"For Bond, the best drink of the day was the one that existed in his head before the first drink of the day."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :)
I got given a Penguin box set of the books at Christmas. They're very silly, but immense fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I shall check them out henceforth
and forthwith!

My dad bought me this a few years back! It is awesome :)

www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/323300/James-Bond-Movie-Posters/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# moonraker is awesome
all set in East Sussex
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Ha!
Which James Bond book is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang in? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ^this^
my fave of the novels
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# i have read most but
had to give up on Live and Let Die as i couldn't get the picture of Roger Fucking Moore out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# L&LD is one of my favourite Bond films.
The book is a bit embarrassing, though: Ian Fleming clearly had no qualms at all about the word "nigger".
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Different times dude, different times.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Absolutely.
Dr No is, if anything, even more racist.

There comes a point at which it just becomes funny... you kind of get inured to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I love the bit in the film
when he tells Quarrel to 'fetch my shoes' and they're about a foot away from him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Roger Daltry fucking Patric Moore...?
sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I've always been able to
get most images out of my head but the thought of Daltry pounding Moore is something I will have to live with forever
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Roger Moore is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Even with a screen-name like yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# its on page
79...maybe..apparently

got to go, need to fix something in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Never trust a man with a beard
says he in Moonraker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# As remarked a couple of days ago:
The best line from that film -

"Mr Bond, you re-appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season"

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# that's very good indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Oh cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# You dropped this:
)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Nice!
I'm thinking you ought to do a tuxedo on the back - that way you have maximum versatility!

889
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I was going to paint the back too
But I ran out of paint - plus it might have given the boys some ideas. Hmmm, maybe I SHOULD have just bought more paint! 8)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Knify dildo
That is great, but how does it look on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Meanwhile...
... if we're on a fancy dress tip, I went to a Heroes and Villains party a couple of years ago. I may have misunderstood the "hero" bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Aha!
I like it!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You funny twat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :)
I was going to be Danger Mouse, but happened to see a Cadbury selection box at the shop as I was about to prepare the costume... and the lights went on.

I used all the purple spray-paint in North Staffordshire to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That is really very good, you know
And one can never wear too much purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# that's awesome
last time I did fancy dress (many moons ago) I couldn't wash the green hair dye out for over a week
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Did you go as angry hulk
to account for your general bulkiness?

LOL!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# two words.... 30... Rock...
/joker, when I was younger, and more svelte
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# :D nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# That is rather superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ha, says The Man With The Golden Gun
I always think of the villain Scaramanga when I see your sig, hope you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# He's my brother
We don't get on, what with me NOT being an international hitman
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Last time I'll ever appear in a bikini!



The DJ did comment on how disconcerting it was every time he looked up and saw a disembodied, well, body, flitting about the room.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha, it works well, top job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# It was amazing how many fellas had to try it on after the dinner!
This was the normal reaction...

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hehehe
breasts....we all want them
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That's really impressive.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)