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# meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# DO. NOT. WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Open your eyes
it's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
YOU TRICKED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# mumblecat agrees

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this kitten appears
to be having an epileptic fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# He is singing the music from
the breakdown in Paranoid Android :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# No. He is explaining
Plato's treatise of the concept of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Dear Christ *takes glasses off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# That doesn't work, it is blurred to me and I can still make it out to clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *blinds with acid*
there you go
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# YOU'RE WELCOME
jesus some people
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# i can't see can i, someone chucked acid in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# a thank-you would be nice
that's all I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ARGH!!!


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# arrgggghhh
kill it with spanners!!


tj: im thinking of getting a snake tattoo going up my spine, any suggestions for the type of snake?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Jelly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# adder
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this is the first one that popped into my head
but im kinda mental lately so i could have been wrong
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# This^^^^
But it has to be the one from The Animals of Farthing Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# trouser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ^this
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# One with lots of ladders round it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# SOLID SNAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# you have misunderstood me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# daayyym
:(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# earthworm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# A pink one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Jake the
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ningles Ariel the Little Mermaid
what time do you call this..?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# sexy time!!
*does sexy dance*
*gets out of breath*
*coughs and wheezes*
*lights ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# battenberg
oh - sorry - I thought you said 'cake'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Plissken
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Quetzalcoatl
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# How about a Boomslang?
Or a Diamondback Rattlesnake?
Rhinoceros Viper/Gaboon Viper?
Green Tree Snake?
Sidewinder?

All very cool and unusual I might add.
/though the spine area will hurt like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# i know it will
*googles all those snaykes*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# why not just draw a smiley face on your hand
in biro?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# doesn't quite have the same effect :)
a fresh tattoo is a glorious thing to behold
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# california king snake
they're very pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hmmm
so far, an adder or a gaboon viper seems to be the best idea
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# that is scary and it suits him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *finds glasses on the floor*
*wears*
*jumps out of window*
*wanks furiously*
*post-wank guilt sets in*
*has coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# is coffee the remedy for post-wank guilt?
I've been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Dip your end in it. Refreshing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# also available with ladies :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# mines better
*sulks*

of course I really should have checked first anyway...
images.google.co.uk/images?q=borat%20obama
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# where do laddies come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# about 12 inches away if I've got anything to do with it...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I can't believe how well that works
You are a bad but brilliant person.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# well thank you
Obama's skin is actually lighter that Borat's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace!! *click* to you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# cheers Ninjy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)