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# I made it!
I know its not right to boast, but after upsetting everyone when I threw my boyfriends wires away, I've made it to the newsletter! Here's hoping someone does it
(pink_kittyboo was killed by many bunnies on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Way to hold onto that winning streak, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# tee hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Is that Simon Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hmmm?
Sorry I can only see one person in the pic . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# He's got a lovely pair of breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# really not
it looks like a cycling helmet stuffed up there
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# d00d - no wai!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Wai!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# d00d!?
NO wai!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck wai d00d!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# well - if you say so Sir
but I still maintain that the monomam looks more like the type of polystyrene bonce box one would wear on a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# 21
Wins with a chocolate star
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I want to have a game of blackjack now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I WOULD VERY MUCH IKE TO INTRODUCE MY PENIS TO HER BREASTS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# it's amazing what you can do with a pillow, she used hers to make it look like she has big breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# there only one
as far as I can see
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# she's rotten
and she looks like she's hiding a deformed dwarf in her shirt. No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# She is an antificial Laydee,
that are vat-grown to work in US casinos.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I'm not racist but...
I fucking hate sunbed tans. They are one of the few things that make me feel physical disgust.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# that and spray-on tan...
eeewwww......

oh, and have you seen this: www.computertan.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ugh
I had to turn the woman off. horrid. there seems to be so many people who look just like her. it concerns me. I think they're all experiments to see if it makes people buy stuff that they absolutely don't need.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# it's a spoof ad ;-)
Highlighting the link between tanning beds and skin cancer...

Good eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# He's gone, most likely.
edit: I'll just shut the fuck up then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# haha
WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ;-)
www.b3ta.com/board/9244417
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# You see the, only good thing about the new coldplay song is the hammer Dulcimer
I would love to have a hammer dulcimer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# there's another good thing about it.
I've not heard it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# No. Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# err . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I would EVERYTHING
that cat told me to
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# would you use the word 'do'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# If s/he asked, yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Even I know better
than to post a new thread on the main board with no pictures on, and I'm a right twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Haha!
^
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# AND
you're an acolyte of the holy wible


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I sure am
and so's my hamster, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ok
I have a feeling that your boyfriend maybe the winner

It's GEMMELL, you fuck tards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Damn it, they cut her arms of on the paint a picture of Cerrie Burnell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Please, tell me more..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hey Deks
How be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Good
Actually amazing, I've obtained some Lord Horror comics.

www.savoy.abel.co.uk/HTML/rev1.html

John Coulthart's artwork is..ASTOUNDING.

Thus
www.johncoulthart.com/retinacula/horror.html

Then
www.johncoulthart.com/retinacula/rev7_4page.html
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Damn he is good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Yes, I've been going on about Savoy since forever.
Right, gotta goo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# He's Bittern off more than he can chew . . .
because he has a beak . . . and no teeth . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Stop copying me, it's bad enough you trace all your pikchaz..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# FUCK OFF, YOU COMPLETE COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Yes, you tell him!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# LA-LA-LA, I CAN'T HEEEEEEEEEAR YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# at least put some effort into the color matching squire
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Grow up, you tiresome fuck.
He's ignoring you - deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Cockbird waves at you

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# You have a boyfriend?

* It's good of you to work with and support this type of nutter person.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Come Back Kittyboo
we need to know more
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Thanks
Made it in response for getting flamed all the time
for my bad spulling!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# what the fuck ever
rob picked my suggestion for the newsletter subject line

HE LOVES ME THE MOST (this week)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# MMMMMNNNNGGGGGGGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# she needs to be vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You have a Vordvomit fetish?
That's quite special
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# or is she giving the invisible man a blow job
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# she's doing it all wrong if she is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# he is screaming in pain because her upper teefs are rapidly shredding his helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# that is how he like it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# yes to this . .



*hunts for tissues
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Quite
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ooopsy....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)