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# Would be great to eat your Easter eggs off of.
Available January February March
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# don't be a fucking prick
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# NEWS JUST IN !!
JADE STILL NOT DEAD !

(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# isjadegoodydeadyet.com/
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bin dun, but thanks for being better.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Excellent.
I'd send a link of this to my friends, but rob is shutting down the internet.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# whatwhatWHAT?!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Adds another one to the list..


You know they removed the word Gullible from the dictionary too, right?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ooo the lies...
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# he can't
I'm keeping it on a shelf
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oo'er
not quite sure what to make of this


is it meant to be a compliment?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# thing of beauty
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# that'll go down well in (bone) china
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# why are people getting touchy?
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Max Clifford told them to
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# no he made them,he held a gun to their head hahaha
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# They are possessed by Zalgo
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
#
He comes....
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
sympathy for a money hungry cow

who is doing everything to sell out with the 'cancer bandwagon' but has not actually donated any to cancer research
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's not true at all
Her latest book deal (ie the one that will make a bundle, cos it'll be in the shops when she dies), a huge cut of that will go to marie Curie
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ok, i shall retract that statement
apologies

:-)
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# no worries...
I'm not a fan by any strecth, but some good is coming from it.

The cancer charities have been singing her praises because it's making the chavs far more aware of this kind of fing, innit
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# she is a twat but i dont hate her,i hate the papers,theyre a right bunch of cunts
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# god yes!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# She's not even dead yet.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# OK (or HELLO) magazine seem to think so
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Keep yourself up to date here:
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!!
FUCK!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Best named website ever!


EDIT: After the slightly more useful goingtorain.com/
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Internet usage policy restricts access to this web page.

Reason:
The Websense category "Social Networking and Personal Sites" is filtered.


(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Chistmas is not social networking site!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!!!
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# arf!
Thats awful, yet brilliant.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Dear God.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It was OK! I think.
Hmm.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I fairly certain that if she doesn't die soon
There will be a public backlash.

I don't mean that like, awfully or anything, its just a fact.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hmm, possibly.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# She's been given so much fucking money because she's dying
So suddenly, she's not dying anymore, everyones gonna be like "er give us that money back."

Its quite cruel really, but its fucking true.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# How dare she still live?!!
How much are us taxpayers paying for her to still be alive and taking all our drugzors!lol!

*Shakes fists in a daily mail way*
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Rather apt of you, sir.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I love this argument...
Daily Heil readers just assume cos she's a chav that she's getting NHS treatment.

Hahahahaha...

She'd BUPA'd up to the arse probably
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# BUPA ftw
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# cancer lol
...
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# : (
She's an annoying d-lister but that doesn't make be want to take pleasure in a long painful death. This stuff's on the same level as all the "Maddy" ones IMO

Now, when Thatchers on the road out of the land of the living then it's part time.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# YUP!
Her grave will be the biggest dancefloor on Planet Earth. Or urinal.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hoping for scattered ashes
I can collect them and possess part of her soul
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# i for one am gonna give this post my blessings. it clearly took some time and effort,
and FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!! this is B3TA!! give up the fucking sensitivity....christ i come here for a laugh not a guilt-trip...
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I totally agree
mention Jade Goody here everybody goes all Daily Mail
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# ^BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# It's a swipe at the ghoulish, non-ending, moronic media coverage of all this.
Hence *Click*
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)