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For lunch, I'm having some nice sushi and maybe a fried chicken sandwich. And some banana juice.

What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Gold-plated swan with a side order of Monaco.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# So YOU had the last one!
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# a chicken leg (buy 4* get last 2 half price)
and some bread & butter from home.
If it makes you feel better!
*envies stew & dumplings*

*Yup.... quite a rare chicken, I'm amazed they could catch it...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# corrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# banana juice??
pasta with peppers and some white loaf stretches-to-the-keyboards Griffy Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# for some reason they put it with orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Exactly

You can also buy pure banana juice. It's master.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# isn't it just the same as eating a banananananananana
as a banana is mush anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# No, it certainly is not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hyper-realism with a side-serving of post-modernity
Washed down with a witty aside.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Other than a cigarette...
I haven't decided yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# How do you juice a banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# don't know yet, I fancy cheese but this will probably not go well with my stomach at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Three brass screws and a used tea-bag
brazieres Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Fish finger sandwich with a slice of cheese and mayo
a side order of choccie fingers and a cup of tea, the drink of champions and people who are not gay in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I've just had
a nasty BBQ pork sammich
a nasty bag of own-brand crips
a nasty surprise at the cashpoint

and a Double decker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Today is Nasty Day at your local?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What was the surprise?

POW! - Ladyboy!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Double Deckers rock my world
I like to eat them upside down (the choc bar, not me). I love the feeling of my lower teeth sinking into the nougat. I also like dipping them in hot tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Have just finished my egg and bacon sandwich
Am now plotting a plan to acquire some cake

EDIT: AAAARRRRGGGHHH! FUCK YOU FUCKING MILK MUNCHERS! WE NEED MORE MILK DO WE?! GO AND FUCKING GET IT YOURSELF! WHAT AM I?! FUCKING, TESCO!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# You'll need some lasers, a winch and pulleys, a real cool explosion and a dart gun. Then the diamonds will be yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# winch and pulley - no probs. I'll nick that from the scaffolders
Might have to call MacGyver for the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah!
*jumps, smiles and punches the air in slow motion*
*credits roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Nom nom nom...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Do people want to milk you?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# They can try
but I can't guarantee that they'll survive
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Morrisons 'value' noodles.chicken flovour
and some crisps, but I don't know which flavour yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Dogs Arse-wipe on Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# egg & tuna bap

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# paranoia
and MSG
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I had for breakfast, just now (hooray for studentism):
Toast
1x Strawberry Jam
1x Marmite

Tea, strong white, 1 sugar
Tropical juice
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# It's fish and chip Friday in the canteen
There's mushy peas and tartare sauce and all - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Half price flafflalaffle burger at The Scary Pub.
YOU'RE ALL INVITED.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Is that a real pub?

Good name
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# It's not its real name, sadly.
It's a witty comment on the gothic interior.

Its real name is Ben Crouch's Tavern but how does that describe the skeletal props and The Munsters on a loop on the tellies?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Crispy pork and Char Sui with fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# cheese and ham sandwich in the garden
watching some tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I'm having a MIND CONTROL bun from ILLUMINATI sainsburys
it has GREY cheese on top of it

it was cut open using an ALIEN ARTEFACT knife

inside is an egg that was boiled by BLACK OPS and a tomato delivered from an INVISIBLE TRIANGULAR HELOCOPTER

and yeah, once I've had dinner, I have to piss off to the underground base to get back to work on the electromagnetically constricted ambient plasma pulse cannon.

just ignore that last bit, nothing to see there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# all eaten
and I'm still hungry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 'Mind control bun' tickles me immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# that's what it wants you to think!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# spider abortions
sauteed in earwig snot and thisltes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)