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(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# SHIT OUT A HOTDOG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# mmmm :)''''
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# contains chicken and sawdust
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hotdog sausages tend to have a high meat content
Bring back the days when they put sawdust in sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# usually 60% chicken
in as much as 60% of the hotdog is derived in some way from chicken

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Offal is very good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# it's offally versatile
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
#
chicken Mechanically recovered meat
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# heh
recovered found
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# PICTURES OF FOOD
haha your camera always makes food look gross
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# you got that, oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# PRIME SLOP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# damn tasty ethnic slop too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# what the fuck is that
that looks like the lady at the cafe did an afterbirth on your breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# oh, turn me on why don't you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahhahahahaa
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# For some reason that is reminding me of jar squatter
wish I had never seen that now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# haha
that doesn't sound nomnom at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I made a jarsquatter b3ta pic
but if I post it again I will be b&.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I guess I'll google it
while I'm at a public library :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# b&
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# b&
bampersand!
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# BEANS MIXED WITH PLUM TOMATOES THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ahahah
I'm going to get an egg and chips

and pour gravy ALL OVER IT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Shit me.
Runny yolk + gravy = alternate dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# that's our ethnic culture!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM NOM
STILL NOMMING!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# probably a camera phone, they never take good pictures of food
I have to say, it does look like he has taken a photo of a picture in a mag
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# the hotdogs was taken with a very cheap nasty webcam
the schlop was taken with a cheap and nasty phonecam

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# all webcams are nasty, unless you pay out hundreds of pounds for a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# by hundreds of pounds for a good one
you mean a high end broadcast HD cam

attached to a high end broadcast capture device

which is shrunk to a tiny 176x144 image for MSN chatting?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yes, which means you can't see her fanny clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! I'm paying $4.95 a minute for this!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# and then the picture breaks up and you get some kind octopus with multi fannies and tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# NOMNOMNOM
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hot sausage on web cam.
Subscribe to OnionOvision now $49 for three seconds of jerky, unwatchable molten root veg ragout.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# let's go the whole hog!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# OH CHRIST WHAT ARE THOSE YELLOW THINGS

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# they are the hopes and dreams of orphans
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# braw!
have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# hell yeah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# mmmm
looks like a bukkake dog to me
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
This is a bit early for the gayshift isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I remember this ad
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Me too.
Portsmouth Docks and The Natural History museum are my two favourite places in Britain.
If they would only move them both to Barcelona as some kind of geekish theme park I would be able to say favourite place on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ^this plus imperial war museum and tate modern
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You can keep the Tate
and it would have to be the IWM of the North as the southern one is a bit dated in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Living in halls
At Portsmouth Uni my bedroom overlooked HMS Victory and Warrior. Best view ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Blimey!!!
SOD KISSING! BUM ME HARDY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Manley's really taking it like a man there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
bite down leftenant
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha, lord have mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# mmmmm Naval buggery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# what were they thinking?
actually it's pretty clear what they were thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# but isn't that what the Navy is all about
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# No no this aint how we roll
we make much less sense
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# VHG?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# yes, and more toapfail
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# for some reason, I look at this picture
and all it's making me think of is osama bin laden
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hah see what you mean now
www.journaltimes.com/nucleus/media/1/20060119-osama.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# his agents are everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# you never see them in a room together

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# clearly proof!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# toapfail
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I drew the picture myself
and the words
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ahaha
you're getting defensive over that pile of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Stop calling my work shit!
It's really very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ah yes I see now,
how did you achieve the bit with the line.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I can't explain
It came in a flash of inspiration.

I also use some pretty sophisticated pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# cool! zomg I just set up a facebook group about your pic
zomg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I can't take all the credit
I was inspired by someone very close to me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# inspired by one of the people in your sig?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Baldmonkey
is in your office?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's Comic Sans.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# STOP IT STOP IT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# CEASE BEING MEAN ABOUT MY PICTURE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's Times New Roman
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I WILL BRING YOU TO JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# OBJECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Actually I probably shouldn't go down this route
I don't want you to sue me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I for one would be GLAD nay, exstatic
to have this push me off the board...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'm sorry
I hope this cheers you up
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yes this is more like it

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ha ha jeezus
Tea. monitor. collision. Love the expressions
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# D8
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Let's see...
Gayers, Silver Suits and Pickle.....CHECK :D Cheered right up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Sorry about pushing down your work
but the irony is it probably would have been pushed down by something exactly the same, except with pictures from google images.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Ease up chuck, It was just a gentle Joshing ;)
I quite liked the wall one up there^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# WINS!

Cab for tosser! Anyone order a cab?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# stop the comp
nothing is going to top this!
woo yeah *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# wow, that's almost photorealistic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# MY CAT IS SNIFFING THE NUT BOWL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Oh
Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I can't help myself
it's like watching someone else do it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# tut tut tut.
Let that be a lesson to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)