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# b3ta Children's TV proved unpopular with parents...

my last picture for a while
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I would pay to watch that!
When you say a while, you mean a couple of hours, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# More like a couple of weeks
at least :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Oh, that smells...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
#
BEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# hahahaha...
Well, there is fuck all else to do round there

*exits...*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *follows in a bear suit*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *puts on deerstalker and loads gun*
be vewy vewy quwiet! I'm huntin' bears!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# *dons ladies clothes*
*tweaks nose*
*gives kiss*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# *benny hill music*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *watches*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# TAKE ME WITH YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Only if you've got a bear following you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# what if I've only got a Fieldmouse riding atop a nine banded armadillo following me?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# What did I just say?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I'm not suprised the parents were upset.
Broadcasting a ginger before the watershed.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# bad luck for crop harvesters
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# hehehe
First post I see is a 2 dancing cocks :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahahaha
it is tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# *spits out coffee*



Damnit, it is tuesday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You are a vile individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I know, I know ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# :D don't worry
I'm just happy to say it to someone else for a change. My friends do silly things like saying 'you can't show me anything worse than tubgirl' whilst eating a sandwich. Obviously I 2G1C'd him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# that'll learn him good.
Morning the cap'n
Morning the board
I only woke up 25 minutes ago, yet was not late for work thanks to RUSHINGTM
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Morning Bird
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# arf!
They never learn, do they? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# eeeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# First office lol of the day.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# On seeing this
I nearly LOLed and re-enacted the picture.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahha, that is BRILLIANT! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Dear lord.
Morning all. I had about three hours' kip last night, and about the same the day before. Chances of me making it to 6pm without falling asleep at my desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *offers coffee*

I had the same problem all last week. I bought a down duvet this weekend, and it seems to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I can't have coffee, it's making me feel sick.
Something is obviously up, I've had at least two cups a day since I was a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)
# No coffee?

That sounds so...wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Doesn't it just?
I'm surviving on tea and coke. Coke the drink (coke zero, actually), not Colombian marching powder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# try some AGWA
alcoholic liqueur made from Coca leaves.

although drinking on the job probably would be frowned on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I don't drink unless JPG's around.
This is actually true. He's got damn good taste in champagne, and it's all I CAN drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# champagne is the work of the devil
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# It's the only thing that doesn't give me week long hangovers.
I used to drink Newcastle Brown by the gallon, but now.... alas. Three of them and I'm puking my guts up and I've got yellow sclera the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# :(
I'm quite the dispicable fan of alcohol.

and a fair few other drugs too :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# For me it's just cannabis.
I fell impressively off the rails several times in my teens, and as such now have very little left to try, and a few things I can never touch again.

Edit: I am also addicted to House, at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I can't even do puff anymore
But I can drink, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You're like a backwards me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I have no idea what to do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Feel up your shoulderblades
you should have quite an impressive rack back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# :D
*pours cold water down back*

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# *back sexes*
*hands towel*

eer.. sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I've leave you two alone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# there's a couple more still on my to-do list
I do like cannabis.. but I am terrible with it. I cannot not be stoned if I have some no will power in that respect.. but if I don'tbuy it I get no pangs either way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I have a silly tolerance
which unfortunately means I look like a prick trying to prove something when I smoke in front of people. I'm not, it just takes a hell of a lot more to get me stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I started rolling ridiculous joints.
2 foot spliffs for the win :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# :D
I get that way every time I start using rips for a bit instead of normal skins. MUST MAKE IT HUMUNGOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# rips are of the beauty
that spliff lasted for about an hour maybe an hour and a half..possibly longer I was pilled off my chops at the time so time perception could be well out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :D I miss college.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# this was in Canada :)
aaah yay for misspent Adulthood.

or correctly spent.. depending on your view point
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I have a similar problem with certain brands of light ale
Makes my face all red just after a few sips, and my blood pressure seems to skyrocket.

I have no problem with the darker beers though, and whiskey. I drink lots of those.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# I used to get that with all wine
then only red wine, then nothing.

PLUS not drinking saves me money. £70 is either a good night out on the piss, or half an ounce of lovely weed that'll last a good week, two weeks. Makes sense to me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Haha
I just skip dessert on every restaurant meal I eat, and go straight for the spirits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# See, that's when I'd usually have lovely coffee!
*cries* I miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Coffee and spirits go well together
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Wee dab o' speed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Are you telling me this isn't real?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
# saved the best for last i see
this is 12,937 kinds of win
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# That is quite a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# nicely done, sir :)
EDIT: I just noticed the rainbow cock in the background... nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Yay


(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
All my last few pictures have involved Barney and CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# This contains at least 7 oodles of great
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Pfffft!
Top work on the logo :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Thanks, I added it as an afterthought.
Paint.. the.. whole.. world.. with.. a.. BIG COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Of course kids would not grow up mentality disturbed by this
not compared with the other weird crap they put on children's tv. I remember the 70's it's was all trippy psychedelic animation and we never grew up weird haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Magical!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
Love it, great work
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Mesmeric!
He's a durty cnut that barney!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Geoffrey has really lost his looks
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Aww
We need some more recent photos :-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)