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# Anyone concocting such fucked up recipe's has got to be a master criminal..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I find him quite good
And did anyone else just get the most bloody hatstand Gaz???? Or am I getting picked out for "special" attention.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# no
share
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I am presuming it's from the Goat (though it claims to be a friend of his)
Seems to think B3ta is conspiring against him (the Goat) and we should all be made aware of how underhand it all is....utter fruitcake
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Awwwww.
The Goat was gazzing me at the weekend in respect of his having his account removed.

Slightly odd that he should be getting in touch with exactly those people who've been giving him the most grief over on /links...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# B3ta people are all about the smoke-filled backroom conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I feel it would be cruel tp copy and paste it
the bloke might need a Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Nah.. I'm Ris-ing my tits off
Lets see what all the rumpus is about!!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# please post it! I feel left out of the loop here....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# "interesting" people on the internet is why my profile contains some of the nonsense it does
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha those damned illuminati
Alfred hitchcock knew the truth when he made the movie The Birds.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# yes
some fucking batshit insane person did a search on google for "azimuth" becuase he wanted some more mind control on his satellite system I guess

he found a really shit joke I made

from this he decided that I had seeded the google search. That I was one of the individuals who had tortured him. That I was working for homeland security (who in all honesty, I considered getting in contact with because from his site this guy is clearly batshit insane) and that I was homosexual.

Still, gotta laugh, the police are hiding under his floorboards listening to him you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# LOL
pesky police and their trumpet ear horns !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ah well, conspiracy in progress!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# and to be fair to him
everyone's at least a little bit homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *touches*
Bah! you call that gay!

*flounces*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I got one too
Look forward to reading it!
Have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# BULL PLUMS
:D
And if you think ^that's^ a pea, then remind me NOT to come round to yours for Pie and Peas :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *winces*
mushy peas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# definitely says "up your bum"
I wonder what else he shoves up his rectum?

*ponders*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Mofaha thought it was A POO PLUM
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# LOL WTF! a Poo Plum !!!
hahaha

Edit: well bugger me backwards..he could be right you know !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Eh? What? Who?
I hardly ever get gazzed. Nobody likes me.
Edit : Ok, not everybody hates me. MN's cat likes me, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# you're not worth my time
manwhore
(sanguine_badger, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# That's what it says on my business card
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Business cards are controlled by the alumni
as i've said in a previous post www.b3ta.com/questions/hypocrisy/post373285
(sanguine_badger, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ....nope. My gaz box is 99% of the time empty....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I've received five message
ever. But then I'm not popular.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# PUBLIC GAZ TO EVERYONE
Love you all! And not just in a squidgy, fluid-infused way. In a regular, awww-you're-all-lovely way.
Yes, even Pasanonic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Did you just get your oats or something?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# No, I had the remains of a pie for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Leftovers for breakfast.. you can't beat it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# My favourite is reheated pizza
Protein, carbs, fats... a healthy balanced meal!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i was foolish enough not to get any food on the way home last night
i'm now stuck in bed with a hangover, an empty tummy and a comatose woman nearby.

mmm.... zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# An excellent choice sir !
Would you like re-heated garlic bread with that ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Yea just got it
Goat also turns out to be a bit fucking tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ooooh I hope I get one too
I hate being left out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# It's great!
It's got numbered points, quotes, and everything!
And at the the end he orders "Let that be an end to it"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Just for you Mr Toast I shall forward it
Given President Obama is about to land in a helicopter in the middle of Regents Park- greatly startling our Macaws, I shall now relurk away :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# me too
maybe he knows that we're masterminding the conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# me too.
Everyone knows my calming discourse would be ideal for a person so obviously having issues with b3ta.

We could swap stories about why everyone on b3ta hates us :) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# fucked up recipe's what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# what up recipe fucked?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# not'n much.
jus' chillin' wit assembly instructions buggered
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# haha !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Leave Jade alone!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I dunno
it's no more fucked up than a boiled potato
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Boiled?
That's just fucking nuts!

Deep fried is the only thing to do to a spud
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# and mars bars..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# you mean WHOLE CHIPS?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I like 'em chunky
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# oooh matron !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# don't be silly. Boil some new potatoes, let them cool, and then mix with maionaisse and sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# BUTTER and MINT
come on now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# This
*remembers cooking at some stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# that is actually true.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Garlic, rosemary and olive oil
*secret roastie recipie*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Boild potatoes shaken up in the pan, then cooked in the oven covered with 'chinese 5 spice'
for truly spectacular roast potatoes.
Fact.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)