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# Time to ride......?


(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cracking :D

And happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Thank you all

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# there's only fork 'andles!!!
Happy B day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Doh!
This is why I never did maths A level
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# So technically that cake weighs quite a lot less than a ton.
*Trading standards hat*
I'm afraid Sir that you're now under arrest for false claims relating to the weights and measures act of 1985.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Oh THOSE sort of stars
I got to elephant scrotums and worried where you were going with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# so you had a gander yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# It's not downloading right, and then I had to go to band practice.
I'm going to give it another go tonight and if it doesn't work then then I'll have to rethink.

Oh, actually, have you got winzip?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i do indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I'll gaz you my work email address,
reckon you could zip and send it there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# good god he's looking crook.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# The fact the man is still alive is a wonder!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Him vs. Keith Richards.
Who wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Iggy needs to die
Selling insurance? Evil.
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I really don't understand the anger at this.
Just because you are Iggy Pop doesn't mean you don't need insurance....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# but
you don't need to sell it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Meh,
I am sure he got plenty of money for it. It isn't as if he was advertising fucking tampax is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# That would be excellent ashally
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# and 2000 years on it will still be true.
"Here's the deal, folks. You do a commercial - you're off the artistic roll call, forever. End of story. Okay? You're another whore at the captialist gang bang and if you do a commercial, there's a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink." - Bill Hicks
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# unless you're willie nelson
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# monitor + tea
:)
(waxdart hello., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Iggy easily!
Keith Richards is all mouth mostly.

I strongly recommend getting this book:

www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/472965/Wonderland-Avenue/Product.html

Fucking fantastic read! One of the best Rock and Roll books I have ever read.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# keith, anyone that snorts his dad has to be really hard core
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Snorting ash versus speedballing Heroin and Cocaine for over a decade all day every day?

EDIT: Also, The Stooges were so much better than The Stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i though poking his probocus into his pepper powdered pater was on top of the crack
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Still, Ash mixed with Coke
isn't really as hard as shooting up speedballs is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# i dunno, but that alleteration took me enough effort for me to still support keith
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# YES!
Stooges much better than Stones, no contest there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# in more amusing news
twatter's got worms I'm thinking of signing up to stalkdaily now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Iggy is TEH SEX
Happy candle day!:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# YOU
*rubs thighs* Yo, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Yo indeed Delight-o-rama x
I think I just ate some bad soft cheese. It was wearing a leather jacket and smoking and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# My bobby socks are frigid with fright, bless them.
Poor lovely *rubs tummy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# pffft... the sellout cunt
and happy candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# He scares the bejeebus out of me
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Woo and Happy B3taday
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, Shepherd's Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahah, spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# His body wasn't always like that
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha! WTF?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# whale scroats make nice seat covers
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)